@philo I thought the Church of Shatnerology was going to solve this problem with the Mass Suicide Drive-Thru, but we couldn't get around a couple of practicalities.

@philo I found one of his "Smiletone" videos on YouTube. It's difficult to imagine how this person could have progressed from complaining about Steve Jobs to aggravated sodomy over the last twelve years. Such wasted talent and genius.
youtu.be/IjyQ8MvogrY

@rudyschwartz Oh My Shit! "That gives me the right to cut you" Thanks, man. Smiletone is awesome. Imma search for more.
"And my niece is not the smartest"

@philo Felonies really are the best way to boost a cult's YouTube visibility. But it's important to monetize your channel before kidnapping anyone.

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