anticonfessor razna @razna@dobbs.town

Thanks to my membership in the Church of the SubGenius, I am now able to find Slack in buying a new dishwasher! "What a boring task", I hear you say, "the Anticonfessor must have a dull life if he finds that slackful.".

Ha! I might have a dull life, but my dishes are squeaky clean, heathen!

Does anyone remember which date the annual Dobbstown "Show your wang to Stang" event is this year?

https://youtu.be/g_0Esnw-GBE
I want this to play at my funeral, no explanation given.

Or tick?

Thirty years ago, I seem to have asked myself the question "What would it look like if my haircut resembled a large spider?"

Wanna listen to Kraftwerk's "Autobahn", but hate soulless electronic music? Senor Coconut got you covered: https://youtu.be/x9XslI1272I

I had a dream that "Bob" approached me with furrowed brows, his usual grin not as broad as I expected.

"razna", he said, "Can you please clarify this. Stang made some serious typos in his life time, but really, this one is a doozy."

He then showed me his original manuscript that said

"ETERNAL SALIVATION OR TRIPLE YOUR MONKEYS BACK", wiping a sad tear from his eye.

Friends, I awoke bathed in sweat. (because it's a rather hot summer, no idea why I mentioned it)

When I was young, I was an idiot.

Now I am old.
And still an idiot.

Dammit, @RevXenoFact ... I think I found the truth here.

Ok, who of you was that?

Instead of standing up, leaning over the table to have a look at the back of the audio interface to see what connectors it has, I remained seated, and lazily pulled up the manufacturers website. Slack, baby.

Little known fact: Outside of Malaysia, "Bob"'s boy band "Hearts & Dicks" was strangely unsuccessful.