It's hard to believe, but the world really could end in just another 8 days! Will you be prepared?
Come to The Real X-Day and experience the end of the world in style, with the only UFO death cult staffed by swinging mutants and the terminally abnormal!
BANDS! RANTS! ACTS! ODDITIES! WEIRD SHIT!
June 10-13 only at The "G" Lodge, 81 Keller Rd, Hannibal, NY 13074
Get tickets now!
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"Any Church which does not make ridiculous demands of it's believers is not worth the money it's printed on." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
For the most ridiculous demands? COME TO THE REAL X-DAY THIS JUNE 10-13 AT THE "G" LODGE, HANNIBAL NY
Who is playing?
The Award Winning Jim Dandy, Crop Circle Worship, Technicolor Trailer Park, The Sorters, DredNeks, Color School, Rubix Pube, uncleshake, Dandelion Pipebomb, AND OTHERS!
If you are not there, then you are not getting off!
When you *don't* think about it, The Church Of The Subgenius does more in service to the concept of Thelema than the OTO does. Slack, that ineffable Thing we all need yet cannot describe unless we already know what it IS, is much like the equally nebulous concept of Will. But we do it BETTER.
OUR CULT CAN OUT-PARTY, OUT-DRINK, AND OUT-FUCK YOUR CULT
"Our measurements showed an overlapping particle function -- therefore no Bragg peaks -- a clear sign of the absence of classical magnetic order," said Bianchi.
If you're only going to one X-Day this year, then go to the Real X-Day in Hannibal NY at The "G" Lodge June 10th through 13th!
DR HAL WILL BE THERE AND PERFORM AN ACTUAL NAKED "BOBTISM" !
Get your tickets today!
The world ends tomorrow and you may die, SO DON'T BE LATE!
"The Recliner of Dobbs"
"When you sit in a chair and read The Book or a Pamphlet, that's the recliner of Dobbs."
- Reverend Xenofact
Trying to sound interesting or something and utterly failing
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.