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The Decelerationist's Manifesto 

Stop.

>he doesn't brew coffee meticulously all day for his "Bob" altar

okay... <.<

That "when" when you when with your best when at whendy's

The Decelerationist's Manifesto 

Stop.

Hmm.. maybe you didn't hear about this:

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is giving out Slack, the real Slack, not the bullshit False Slack that you work like a dog for, foaming at the mouth and is taxed all away and gets you 'high' for 10 minutes and then drowns you in misery because you just funded your own downfall. A New Man has come, and he's offering you Slack for only $35. But you are 'saving it', nice dude how's that gonna work out for you on X-Day, which is right around the corner?

I love watching americana movies from the 60's,70's, and 80's, because it is very "first order of reality". People smoke, fuck, and die. Things are at stake. Not like now, where everyone's a cyborg, and the entire reality is inside a server, catalogued and observed by who-the-hell-knows-what.

i just thought of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and became jovial & laughed out loud

this stuff works

enlarge me!

make me the prime target of the conspiracy, after they murder in me in cold blood using palantir for having attended a pink pussy hat protest, you'll know the extent you can dissent under their law :fst0:

i have so many 2010's garbled memories of tumblr personalities named a6s119 and their 'unique' pre-vapor aesthetic netart form... i am the only person in history to eat this much processed sugar and have access to this much categorization.

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