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Upon completion of Hir postbobbie studies as a mountain recluse in the moneystery at Dobbstown Malaysia, U.C. Berkeley set out upon Hir preaching mission for "Bob" back in the good ol' US of A where sHe was promptly gunned down in the streets by a slackless conspiracy dupe without a second thought. Just shows to go 'ya!

And as much as I'd love to sit here and recount the details + exact my revenge, I'm obliged to leave town for now! Catch me as an A∴A∴ climber, sorcerer, etc at

inugami.expert

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The Decelerationist's Manifesto 

Stop.

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Upon completion of Hir postbobbie studies as a mountain recluse in the moneystery at Dobbstown Malaysia, U.C. Berkeley set out upon Hir preaching mission for "Bob" back in the good ol' US of A where sHe was promptly gunned down in the streets by a slackless conspiracy dupe without a second thought. Just shows to go 'ya!

And as much as I'd love to sit here and recount the details + exact my revenge, I'm obliged to leave town for now! Catch me as an A∴A∴ climber, sorcerer, etc at

inugami.expert

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nostalgia 

i seriously start having an acid trip / oobe / go up in the pstench whenever i see any of these images, also the flight simulator ride or log flume monster mansion from 6 flags

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i must've had to pee like well over 25 times already today wtf?

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gonna burn my teddy bear tonight, read that this is one of the best things you can do to break out of the demiurge's universe :ovmn:

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can't believe macaronivirus was created IN A LAB to taste this great..!

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homelessness 

friends: if you need to stay longer let us know

enemies: if you need help moving anything let us know

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"bob"speed 

I just had a 15¢ epiphany...

The original pamphlet #1 parody'd atomic age clip art because that was the popular medium for transmitting the normalcy virus back in the day

Now it is our sacred duty to parody corporate art. The new pamphlet would be culture jamming wrapped in a slick web 3.0 app connected scrolly meet our team of diverse CEO CTO Avocado Toast startup frontend with no backend UN spied on piece of soykaf malware etc.

nothin' left but to take gallons of acid and make it

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advanced shizophreniatrics 

when you pursue your own goals instead of some backwards centuries-outdated mode that the rest of the mammals where you happened to have plopped into ... that's been pathologist into the greatest offense.

you must never pursue your own goals, only toil so GDP # go up, otherwise you're the greatest whacko and are cut off from all ties to normality

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they should rename ADHD to Thinks, but Not On Useless Bullshit Syndrome ....

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acab 

cop smelling weed law: whenever a police officer sniffs and the air contains some pungent odor similar to the terpenes found in the female marijuana flower, he may then be granted the right to do whatever the fuck he wants, issueing severe life-ruining penalties, and should himself be spun out on a week of meth.

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there is one topic of convo

that doesn't interest me in the least

but i've been hearing about it

constantly

since march 2020 🙃

when people have nothing going on

in their lives

they sit around and talk about health insurance plans

and snitch on anyone who does not parrot state propaganda

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blackpill 

hmm looks like, from your facial expression and search queries, that you wondered Why you have to keep paying for your own enslavement... *doors lock and you're autodriven to blacksite recycling facility*

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you are not gonna believe this I was just spied on in my own home! 🗿📡 :bgft: 📲

-SNET FRUM iFONE!!1

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why did the matrix franchise go from hacker culture to completely about... "wait, so you're the same person as before? but you physically look different?

yes.

and even though we could, through storytelling, continue on as though nothing happened and develop our characters?

guess so.

woah....."

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how do you make a living channeling dead spirits? the only time I ever get paid doing that is to stop

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rusted stuck impossible screws the bane of my existence
every single project
every singe time i try to do anything, not hyperbole,
there's a rusted stuck impossible unturning won't go left SCREW that I spend way too much extra time and money breaking tools and the thing itself trying to fix
there has to be some deeper hidden meaning like why why WHY WHHY
^ and that, ladies & germs, is how the conspiracy works in the real world :cnsp:

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some Y-ists do got style... right after they bodysnatch me and steal my look

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The Earl of Hustling aka The Hustlearl (2022)

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thc infused nft NOW HOW'S THAT FOR A MILLION DOLLAR IDEA?? :jrbd:

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best movie I saw last year was Battle Heater (1991)
hahaha it's about a heater that is underneath tables when people sit under them in the winter... that table-heater comes to life and starts eating people in the middle of a punk rock concert and the only person that can stop it is an electronics specialist who built a wired-in power suit. Still can't believe this even exists.
my score: (3 / 3)
:abmb: :abmb: :abmb:

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