Hellswami U.C. Berkeley @rnadna@dobbs.town
- mutant
- stage 16
- janor device
- armed
- you see?
- berkeley
Archdruid of The Reform Non-Aristotelian Druids of North America [RNA-DNA], or at least it seems like it, to me.
if you're wondering how you got here, I was that fellow that played the haunted lute on cryptids.online
supershillelagh
＿人人人人＿
＞ No U! ＜
￣Y^Y^Y^Y￣
Joined Apr 2020
Pinned toot
The Decelerationist's Manifesto
Stop.
just logged on to the internet and saw a political opinion i didn't agree with.................... all i can say at this point is "yikes"
uspol
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lol what is the dnc
can't stop thinking about... brush your teeth with old teeth
hmm.. do I..?
・get on the good books with J.R. "Bob" Dobbs before impending doom on X-Day
・learn the sacred forbidden use of the wallet gland
・use the sales techniques therein to become fabulously wealthy overnight...
or...
・live as unlearned po'bucker awaiting 'raise' witholding $35 membership from J.R. "Bob" Dobbs until next paycheck (wtf?)
・mundane usage wallet gland to for overpriced crap
・reduced to shambles with no access to TIME CONTROL.
make the wise choice
www.subgenius.com/ 
very candidly my theory about the subgeniuses from having access the fetid inner circle and having the most slackful revelations in the pstench straight from my third nostril, is that, uhm... X-day did occur as planned in 1998, all the good dues paying subgeniuses !Were! taken on X-day; THIS is the Hell-On-Earth that we are all FRYING in...
PROOFS????
sometimes i start to take this subgenius thing too seriously, then i remember, oh yeah... bigfoots revenging upon pinks from their flying saucers and escaping to planet X while oozesquirting with sexaroid goddesses 
🛸
are these 'mr. beast', 'i just frivolously spent inconceivable amounts of money' videos that are getting popular now just about hyperinflation? this is more foreign to me than roblox or among us
life hack, productivity tip:
stop reading for a week, you only think you need to read, though it is often what one does instead of work on art... i just got a lot done, now i'm here to rub it in your faces haha readers
Free leech on my favorite private tracker rn, downloaded ~80 obscure or crappy movies so far, gonna have a slack attack after this
woah man WOOAHH man woah it feels like we're living in a cyberPUNK dystopia, man!! my life sucks and i own a computer o.0 so much dystopia and the worst part is the covernment coverup of coverd nighteen Eighty-Four so fucked up but also cool bleak aesthetic and when are they going to make gynoid sexaroids btw cause it's so dystopian right like mad mike??
^^ I'm so tired of hearing shit like this, the entire internet at this point 
X-mas is the least important X-related holiday imo ufo notwithstanding
time control, rant
theres the cliche "i don't know what day it is", but i SERIOUSLY don't know what day it is, EVER
i have no reason to care what day it "is", it's all seriously meaningless to me because i am not domesticated. i'm not punching in for work or school today, tomorrow, or the next day 📅📅📅📅📅 . every day is a haze in my matted hair. you deride the gods and their astrology on your soapbox and then turn around and count the days of the week, "sun day, moon day, fire day" etc. get a clue
haha, sourdough starter and retrocomputing… jus lil lockdown thingz lets normalize this shit 8-D
stupid pinks... fry 'em.
^^ this CONTENT brought to you by THE BLESSED REVEREND, SWAMI U.C. BERKELEY, cement rake and sub, scribe ^^
happen already.... smdh
The moment you stop making people into simps, the world will be free from simps. The Subgenius is a simp-on-purpose in order to fuck you up until you have to confront your own hypocrisy. 
Onan Canobite?
more like... A Tab on Connie
more like... Cant Inane Boo
more like... Canine on Boat
more like... A non-bat on ice
more like... Canto I Ban One
more like... A Ancient Boon
more like... Beacon Nation
more like... Obtain A Nonce
more like... Bean Onion Act
- mutant
- stage 16
- janor device
- armed
- you see?
- berkeley
Archdruid of The Reform Non-Aristotelian Druids of North America [RNA-DNA], or at least it seems like it, to me.
if you're wondering how you got here, I was that fellow that played the haunted lute on cryptids.online
supershillelagh
＿人人人人＿
＞ No U! ＜
￣Y^Y^Y^Y￣
Joined Apr 2020
