Hmm.. maybe you didn't hear about this:
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is giving out Slack, the real Slack, not the bullshit False Slack that you work like a dog for, foaming at the mouth and is taxed all away and gets you 'high' for 10 minutes and then drowns you in misery because you just funded your own downfall. A New Man has come, and he's offering you Slack for only $35. But you are 'saving it', nice dude how's that gonna work out for you on X-Day, which is right around the corner?
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.