sorry, a major commandment of my religion says I have to hunt down and kill those of you that enjoy the sport of golf, wish there were another way, but your lifeless skull will be put to good use

@rnadna I'd give you my father's address to help you out on your quest, but I don't know what it is.


Well, I guess it's time to start teaching that to schoolkids then, in the name of... diversity? Religious tolerance? Ungh. I don't care. As long as we get to unleash swarms of hormone laden youth upon the golf fields with machetes.

Praise "Bob".

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