Loser script: Nothing ever goes my way, the universe is against me!

Winner script: I engineer my own luck, and piss on destiny.

@rnadna I prefer to say I’m lucky and sometimes be wrong than to say I’m unlucky and often be right. And even if both are “a lie” then I prefer to tell an awesome fun lie than a sad cruel lie.


@onan @rnadna Those old fellers could sure spin a masterful tale before the onslaught of TV.


Subgenius: "Bob" must have had an arcane reason for my pants falling down at the supermarket! I am so lucky he's watching over me!

... is that the smoke alarm? PRAISE "BOB"!

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