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"Rise Up You Sinners", featuring a guest vocal by Ivan Stang. If any of this crap entertains you, I would appreciate your hitting the "Subscribe" button.

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This is a gospel number entitled "Pop That Bulbous Scrotum". I don't usually wear my spiritual beliefs on my sleeve, but since it's Sunday morning, I thought I'd share this with you in the hope that you'll reflect on it while you're attending church services today.

youtube.com/watch?v=nNcrH2NkpD

Don Rickles' copy of the "Kama Sutra" is currently up for auction. I would counsel any serious collector to bid aggressively.

liveauctioneers.com/item/12022

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Hugh Beaumont stars as an obnoxious car salesman in a Ford Motors sales training film. Not surprisingly, the film promotes the perspective that being an obnoxious car salesman is a positive attribute.

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This is a gospel number entitled "Pop That Bulbous Scrotum". I don't usually wear my spiritual beliefs on my sleeve, but since it's Sunday morning, I thought I'd share this with you in the hope that you'll reflect on it while you're attending church services today.

youtube.com/watch?v=nNcrH2NkpD

Broadcast - The Black Sessions Paris 2000 - Great singer, great drummer, great use of textural electronic noise.
youtube.com/watch?v=P-AbL0Y0Yy

Waldo preens with the latest edition of the Dobbstown Mirror.

"Strip Naked You Sweet Maggot" is a song about citrus crops, specifically the arrival of pomelos in Barbados in the 17th century, and the natural hybridization which led to a wide availability of grapefruits as we know them today.

youtu.be/cjg8qsHB3VI

I've been listening to The Jazz Engineer a lot lately, especially when I'm eating stewed prunes with bananas and reading the obituary section of our local paper.

youtube.com/watch?v=Uc0xMIgWXF

Marian Daniels was a dancing contortionist in the late 30s. According to a New York Times article from 1939, Hitler was an admirer.

youtube.com/watch?v=qWLvUMT4o4

In a modern retelling of the Tower of Babel legend, a Czech woman expresses her desire to insert a banana into a Dutch man's rectum, and he must transcend their language barrier to convey his desire not to have a banana inserted into his rectum. Unlike the Biblical account, an accord is reached and chaos is averted.

youtube.com/watch?v=mUUXj4j47c

In the summer of 1807, Napoleon Bonaparte and Queen Charlotte secretly meet in a remote Portuguese village in an attempt to avoid further conflict. Napoleon, his hand weakened by the loss at The Battle of Trafalgar, is prepared for concessions, but the negotiations end with little progress, and the die are cast for continued bloodshed.

youtu.be/eccPgxx0YUU

William F. Buckley sates his curiosity about the hippies while interviewing Lewis Yablonsky and Ed Sanders from The Fugs, while a shit-faced Jack Kerouac interjects rudely with non-sequiturs.

youtu.be/BYgv7ur8ipg

Ernest Borgnine's birthday is less than five weeks away. It is time to prepare.
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"Quaalude Street" is a song about a recent tender for bids by the Minnesota Department of Transportation to repair and repave the stretch of highway 53 from Duluth northwest to the municipality of Twig.

youtu.be/Juimr4_BE04

Weirdoes are what gave us the tools and methods to fight COVID.

Scientists who trick our body into fighting simulated viruses. People obsessed with airflow. Nurses hard-headedly saving people and kicking Death in the balls.

Thank you.

"Incongruity #6" is a song about how sometimes what seems like a once-in-a-lifetime romance turns out to be just a summertime fling because both people's families don't approve and they want you to run the family seed corn business, and a giant meteorite has landed in Uzbekistan and killed everybody except Werner Klemperer.

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