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I don't know why this shit comes up in the algorithm, but here I am watching it.
Y'know, I'm not all that smart, but every day I look around me and say to myself. "how the fuck did we let thus happen?' And then I remember we are homo sapiens, split brained monkeys with over sized frontal lobes, a lizard hind brain, and opposed thumbs. Well what could possibly go wrong with that?
I rest my fucking case yer honor!
It's true! I still feel stupid!
I don't remember which Douglas Adams book it was where the secret to flying was forgetting to fall down, because I read it a hundred years ago, but I just successfully used that idea in conjunction with a couple bongloads to forget I had the hiccups.
Is Uncle Floyd backyard SNL?
I have a foggy faded memory of a Peanuts strip where Charlie Brown and Linus are on the beach. Charlie Brown throws a rock in the ocean, then Linus says something about the thousands of years it took for that rock to make it out of the ocean.
I recall it every time I kick a cat toy off the top step back down to the living room.
Some pink motherfucker stole my bike right out of the carport last night. The bike is a drop in the bucket of Slack the bike provided.
POS wyzecam didn't catch anything. Useless fucker.
We have a little wisp of a Persian that rides in my Yeti gf's bike basket. His helmet came yesterday, and today I don't have a bike to go out on. Pink motherfucker stole mine.
This is what I went with.
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