80 proof Red Bull
@rvnegt there should be no controversy over these simple facts. Yet I predict the unsaved majority will pretend nothing is wrong with their lack of membership in the Church of the SubGenius. Thank you for this bold superscience factogram!
Bulldada Time Control Labs will need to tune this up
Martian year = 687 days
2019* × 365=736,935 days
*this needs to be replaced with the year earth and mars were swapped to reveal the true x-day
÷687 days makes it year 1072 on Mars
1998-1072=926 Martian years til Xday
926×687=636,162 days until 1998 on Mars
÷365 days=1742 Earth years til Xday
2019+1742 makes Xday July 5, 3761
numbers were rounded by completely ignoring those right of the decimals (the math of least resistance)
Got my kitchen science slack today. Started with green beans and everclear, ended with a handle of coffee liquor for my gf. Sugar free. Tastes like 80 proof black coffee. Decaf was her request. I've been honing my coffee liquor recipe for some time now. (here's a freebie-cold brew the cut at room temperature in 10%ABV) We were gifted 4 fifths of everclear, so there are a few more batches on the horizon. I'm partial to a medium roast columbian bean myself.
So that's what you get if you search 'bald headed chicken fucker'.
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.