Some pink motherfucker stole my bike right out of the carport last night. The bike is a drop in the bucket of Slack the bike provided.
POS wyzecam didn't catch anything. Useless fucker.
We have a little wisp of a Persian that rides in my Yeti gf's bike basket. His helmet came yesterday, and today I don't have a bike to go out on. Pink motherfucker stole mine.
@rvnegt I INVOKE THE MIGHTY CURSE OF J. R. "BOB" DOBBS AGAINST THE CONSPIRACY DUPE WHO STOLE REV. DR. NEG'T'S BIKE. MAY THAT PINK COME TO THE ATTENTION OF NH__ GH___ WITH ALL THAT THIS BRINGS. WOE & SUFFERING 10X TO THEM & THEIR FRIENDS & THEIR FAMILIES. LET THIS PINK NEITHER SLEEP NOR DREAM, LET THIS GLORP HAVE NO SLACK, LET THIS MEDIOCRETIN WANDER WITH NO ROLE IN THE NAMELESS MISSION FOR ALL PRETERNITY. THEIR NAME IS NOT IN THE BOOK OF LIFE NOR SHALL THEY BOARD THE SAUCERS ON X-DAY.
@rvnegt That's ass. I'm sorry it happened to you and your bike and your cat.
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