You're a SubGenius. You have an excuse. Laugh it up.
The political spectrum might be the gauge, but stupid is stupid no matter how you measure it, and stupid in excess of your own level is always funny.
You can feel bad or angry about what happens, or about how painfully stupid some people are, but you can't take out the 'wtf did you think was gonna happen, dumbass?' part that makes it funny at the same time.
I wrote my Great Work on an outdated Mac II prior to The Incident that led to the first parting of $35.00 . The Power of the Incident required Implements of Destruction that reduced the contaminated drive to powdery chunks.
I'm better now.
"...the very fact of your eyes moving across this page at this moment is inevitably and subatomically decreed"
That page had to be somewhere. Your book was the path of least resistance in the machinations of the universe.
The first bit is possible, but the second is a sure thing. We're born to be the center of the universe, and the Conspiracy steals it.
My first thought was that the Conspiracy could be defined by a precise combination of the first and last options.
The second option is a result of Conspiracy programming.
If I bail out of a video 3 minutes in, why would you have an algorithm that continues to suggest that video?
And if you have a fucktrillion videos to choose from, why show me the same videos in 14 different categories I've never searched?
I'm not even gonna tell you what we ended up watching. I don't know why I keep hitting my head against this pink wall. Probably time for another saucer ticket.
It's not so much that he's looking; it's the look on his face.
This should have been the best fucking game ever.
Mudhoney on top of the Space Needle. This might be where it maxes out. Any further northwest and you'd have polar bears digging around in your garbage can.
Monkey Slack is so pure it would make you throw up if you got his dose. That's what the conspiracy stole from you.
Get yours back. $35.00
Do something different. Polka Slack.
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