Reverend Safe is reminded of a story. One frosty winter morning, as I stand at the filling station pump, up walks this young woman in fox furs, who speaks to me in a heavy Russian accent. She indicates, in broken English, that she cannot find the gas cap on her Humvee. After picking my jaw up off the ground, I proceed to render assistance. It looked kind of like the first few moments of the new Purgen video. Good thing I'm punk for "Bob" and thus escaped unmanacled.

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