Slap not chickens, sinner.
That reminds me of another weird experience I had of the Negativland sort. While I was in the hospital with pancreatitis, on a morphine drip, I experienced the sensation of floating out of my body an up, to the edge of space. There, I could hear a multitude of voices. Suddenly, I recognized one, it was the voice of The Weatherman of Negativland fame. Upon hearing his voice, I plummeted down, back into my body on the hospital bed. On the same day, The Weatherman posts.... https://www.negativland.com/dumb/blog/archives/8066
Is Don Joyce haunting my media player? Recently, I had erased from my media card 8GB of Negativland Over The Edge Radio episodes that I had been listing to for the past few years on this digital boombox. Upon listening, it becomes apparent that he despised cell phones, and eventually, he intersperses this three-tone cell phone error chime sound throughout his show. This ringtone just now played when I used the same card loaded with non-OTE media. Can't get it to repeat.
On side one, there appears the recording of a harrowing conversation between a hotline crisis worker for The 700 Club and two aggrieved parents of a teenage boy who has joined a cult and practices ritual worship of the Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer. This must have been at around the height of the 'Eighties Satanic Panic. Now I wonder how the report to Pat Robertson reads. Especially the part about the ritual head launching.
Currently listening to SubGenius Tape Ministries Special Dub title: "SHUT UP PINK BOY!" 90 MIN. Stereo on my newly refurbished stereo cassette-corder. Pure analog Slack.
"SubGeniuses can go to the restroom whenever they want."
New Zontar Video
"There are no such things as miracles, they are made up to try to get money from the hopelessness of our people." But that would mean that religion is to be measured as being true or false, not measured by how useful or fun it is! As "Bob" said, 'you don't use your mind to think about your religion.'
Welcome Dada overlords.
Your next stop, the trend zone.
A toilet paper dispenser affixed to the balcony rail. How apropos.
Ignorer of Pseudo-wisdom
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.