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You must bake it. Bake it good.

It's an upside-down cake mold.

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@safe Heh... what we get here are people with a stickers that instead if it being a family portrait it's outlines of their gun collection with my family written underneath and they are usually driving either a Hummer or a minicooper or
occasionally a Prius.

Reverend Safe has taken to skulking about after dark, clad in a black hoodie of the cultist variety topped with a pointed cowl. I'm going to have to bone up on chants (Ia! Ia! Cthulhu f'taghn, etc.) for when the new neighbors arrive. Video (taken last month) shows an apartment complex under construction a stones throw from my abode.

Reverend Safe is fresh out of stories. But I did find this tract about what to say. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Reverend Safe is reminded of a story. One frosty winter morning, as I stand at the filling station pump, up walks this young woman in fox furs, who speaks to me in a heavy Russian accent. She indicates, in broken English, that she cannot find the gas cap on her Humvee. After picking my jaw up off the ground, I proceed to render assistance. It looked kind of like the first few moments of the new Purgen video. Good thing I'm punk for "Bob" and thus escaped unmanacled. youtu.be/vVsRL0cBam4

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Now streaming Sunday Night Plundercast for The National Cynical Network use nationalcynical.com/webcast in order to tune in and hear. 'NegatiVariations' on at 10pm EASTERN.

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Chorus of a song I never completed starts:

When the Monster comes
Things are gonna get done
He's a rolling brick wall
With opposable thumbs

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Rare footage of Devo on Top Of The Pops in 1978 has surfaced. This lip sync performance was filmed by the BBC, but never aired. It was believed to be lost, but here it is.

"I love Dick Dale. His speed and his choice of notes are very tasty. He just rocks me. It's so turbocharged, it just sends you to the moon. I tried to do some of his moves on a song a few years back called "Mr. Integrity," a kind of surfy song of ours. I just totally fudged my way through it. He would probably listen to that and hear nothing in there that sounded like him. But I was trying." -Donita Sparks youtu.be/7TDLtu_gd6g

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