If ye wish for peace, prepare for war.

If ye be desirous of slack, send $35.

Now, isn't that easier? :jrbd:

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Moore's law walks into a bar and buys a round for the bar. Programmers immediately buy another 10,000 rounds expecting to put it on their tab. None of them have noticed that Moore's law left the bar a while ago.

action figures from my favourite tv show, “cosmos warrior, peaceful bodyguard”

Just a friendly reminder to

Grand Jury Prize at Texas Feature Film (April 2019) for...

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If you're a 'loner', SO BE IT! When those 'popular' creeps are 30 and have drab lives of passion-deadening security and boredom, you'll have gone through all sorts of interesting hell, paid your abnormality dues, and become a cool swinger, getting away with more wild shit than they ever dreamed possible -- because you didn't give up, and kept up the F.I.B. ("Faith In 'Bob'")! That's what we did, and now we're better and cooler than anybody else!

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