If you're a 'loner', SO BE IT! When those 'popular' creeps are 30 and have drab lives of passion-deadening security and boredom, you'll have gone through all sorts of interesting hell, paid your abnormality dues, and become a cool swinger, getting away with more wild shit than they ever dreamed possible -- because you didn't give up, and kept up the F.I.B. ("Faith In 'Bob'")! That's what we did, and now we're better and cooler than anybody else!
Church of the SubGenius
OPENING DAY means 'the day in which you must open up your heart to #honkball and accept it as your sport and saviour'.
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.