If ye wish for peace, prepare for war.

If ye be desirous of slack, send $35.

Now, isn't that easier? :jrbd:

ONE HUNDRED VIEWS for this thirty-second spot for dobbs.town - the Mastodobbs of the Church of the SubGenius. By members, in the top ten percent of all instances of Mastodon. By slack, NUMBER ONE.

betamax.video/videos/watch/c89

Moore's law walks into a bar and buys a round for the bar. Programmers immediately buy another 10,000 rounds expecting to put it on their tab. None of them have noticed that Moore's law left the bar a while ago.

action figures from my favourite tv show, “cosmos warrior, peaceful bodyguard”

@pizza_pal

It's part of a Gucci ad campaign from 1997, of all things.

@Shitlord

Only semi-related: one of my coworkers, until this very afternoon, had never heard of RoboCop.

All these years of saying "I'll buy that for a dollar!" and telling her she had 15 seconds to comply - wasted!

Just a friendly reminder to
REPENT
QUIT YOUR JOB
and
SLACK OFF

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