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OPENING DAY means 'the day in which you must open up your heart to #honkball and accept it as your sport and saviour'.

Do you think has a churn ons and churn offs section

quite frankly at this point getting the hose again wouldn't be that bad of an alternative, I mean, it's pretty fucking grubby down here, and honestly, I'm running out of lotion

"that a picture of your husband?"

*I cradle the polaroid of a particularly rotund pigeon with one wing smaller than the other, falling over in mid crumb peck*


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Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.