All of a sudden my team was crawling with bohemian Ruby hipsters with macbooks and hemp sandals. They were hired to program, but didn't do anything but sit around like first century Greek philosophers contemplating the aesthetic value of placing control before or after a block.

Constructive feedback is important. I said "the only constructive thing we can with their source code files is use them as seeds when generating random SSL keys".

They are hereby banished to programming embedded systems with no more than 256 bytes of RAM and 8 kiB of flash ROM

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