tooting on behalf of my wall-walking friend, StinkBug: 'Beware', says he. Praise "bug", I mean "Bob"
This little Wise dog, Cooper
was my best friend for 17 years.
He was ALL HIS LIFE PLENTY OF SLACK
This dog was a true inspiration, help & example for me...
He had a Zen Attitude Always, pacific, pacifist & estoico
Sometimes you can Learn more from a dog than from some persons...
I called him the Zen Dog, the Slack Dog.
Still miss you Cooper, you are taking the Great Wave of Luck Plane forever! 😇
Some viewed him as an agent of the Conspiracy. Some viewed him as an opponent of the Conspiracy. The official position of the Church of the SubGenius is to believe every claim of every religion, no matter how contradictory. Therefore, a moment of reverent silence and / or disrespectful noise for Lyndon LaRouche (1922 - 2019).
Burning and burning and burning!
"Bob" does not forgive. He does not care. Or maybe I am wrong: what the hell do I know of "Bob". My sins as a child in the 70's are now unforgivable, it seems. I should have never cared, but I shouldn't care that I cared, and I don't care now that I sin, as long as I sin in the name of "Bob". Praise be unto he who is called "Bob".
The day I met a SubGenius who worked for the Drug Enforcement Agency (USA) was the day I learned the word of “Bob” is heard where it is heard, not just where I thought I would be heard. It’s not that we all have to be chums, but that our membership fees are all the same. There are plenty of SubGenii you might not like - you might be one yourself!
No surprise I guess, but the Milky Way is warped:
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.