todays 60 minutes of unrestricted joy
also listen for the part where mike oldfield tells richard branson to fuck off
If you chug 20 oz of Diet Dr Pepper and constrict your throat instead of relax as you belch, it loudly sounds somewhere between a burp and a fart and will cause people to run into the room with alarm.
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I ask the terrifying questions that everyone is to afraid to ask
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If you're on the toilet also blowing someone on another toilet (I'm guessing on a pedestal) would that be a semi-double-blumpkin?
rubber baby double blumkins
Practice time for the organist in the Church of the SubGenius
DIPLOID YETI - I CAN PROCESS MORE SLACK IN MY LUCK ORGAN THAN YOU
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