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DIPLOID YETI - I CAN PROCESS MORE SLACK IN MY LUCK ORGAN THAN YOU
Joined Jul 2020
TIL Jerry Lewis made a movie where he played a clown making jewish children laugh while in line for a nazi gas chamber
Is it possible to accidentally catch monkeypox from your own butt??
asking for a friend :/
build a little frigidaire countertop ice maker in your soul
what it feels like passing that generational border
'day dryness' commercial comes on the dealership waiting room TV of a diapered baby dancing to
IIII WANNA SUCK MY THUMB ALL NIIIIIGHT
AND POTTY EVERY DAY
nearby millennial: is that some old song? I think I've heard it before
me: yes, and coincidentally it's also about sucking on a bottle and shitting yourself
Since hearing about ONJ's death I've been watching Xanadu pretty much continuously in the background, what a hilariously awful, and totally awesome movie, such a perfect slice of what the 80s was gonna be
"Rocky Mountain Laser College" now that's a school I want to go learn how to vaporise my enemies at
uh oh, the boyfriend left me a bunch of gummies he hates the flavor of
whatever will I do with them
I've been leaving copies of Subgenius Pamphlets #1 and #2 in the neighborhood's Little Free Library and let me just tell you that my neighborhood's NextDoor pages have never been more entertaining
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Do Me
just the CUTEST new little candidate came to my door, all oozing with seriousness and optimism, and I engaged him positively for awhile reassuring him I'd probably vote for him while using my entire werewithal to contain my puerile entailing of what kind of scandal would take him down, sexual, economic, legal, or what...
probably caught livestreaming on the dark web eating veal-caged slow-roasted babies in a kitten/puppy reduction with a side of toasted abortions
and how much everyone in that picture is going to drink before the day is out
the only thing I can think of when I see marketing photos of laughing families in water parks is how difficult it would be to reasonably measure how much of that liquid is fresh piss
... crocs with bumper nuts
it's like the Amazon AI truly knows me
The Church of the SubGenius: The Locus of Entre-manure-ial Success
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