what it feels like passing that generational border
'day dryness' commercial comes on the dealership waiting room TV of a diapered baby dancing to
IIII WANNA SUCK MY THUMB ALL NIIIIIGHT
AND POTTY EVERY DAY
nearby millennial: is that some old song? I think I've heard it before
me: yes, and coincidentally it's also about sucking on a bottle and shitting yourself
just the CUTEST new little candidate came to my door, all oozing with seriousness and optimism, and I engaged him positively for awhile reassuring him I'd probably vote for him while using my entire werewithal to contain my puerile entailing of what kind of scandal would take him down, sexual, economic, legal, or what...
probably caught livestreaming on the dark web eating veal-caged slow-roasted babies in a kitten/puppy reduction with a side of toasted abortions
and how much everyone in that picture is going to drink before the day is out
DIPLOID YETI - I CAN PROCESS MORE SLACK IN MY LUCK ORGAN THAN YOU
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.