@onan the TOS for my personal instance is even simpler
"Terms of Service
The admin of this instance is moody and capricious. What he says goes. That said, he likes porn!
Like someone wise once said, "I have PMS and a root password."
He can and will edit your posts if they displease him. He may snoop through your private conversations. Consider this your first and only warning."
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.