@RevXenoFact I do honestly feel a little sorry for the kids playing pokemon go in the nearby park because of the hysteria over "urban-dressed teenage cultists" that seem to have taken over the library according to NextDoor
I put a copy of The Satanic Verses, Shirley MacLaine's "Out On A Limb" and a pirated DVD of "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" in there under cover of night and just made a big batch of fresh popcorn
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.