@transmothra this can't be real 😂
@erdnaxeli this was originally from a book they put out around the turn of the millennium of the greatest historical stories from The Onion. All entirely fabricated with respect to their actual "historical" provenance, of course.
https://smile.amazon.com/Our-Dumb-Century-Presents-Headlines/dp/0609804618
@moonman Don't let man walk all over you, man!