@transmothra neil armstrong on the surface of the fucking moon
@Ste1lar like, wtf! It's almost no wonder the dumbshits all think nobody ever made it up there.
@transmothra this can't be real 😂
@erdnaxeli this was originally from a book they put out around the turn of the millennium of the greatest historical stories from The Onion. All entirely fabricated with respect to their actual "historical" provenance, of course.
https://smile.amazon.com/Our-Dumb-Century-Presents-Headlines/dp/0609804618
@transmothra the onion? like THAT onion?
@roxy that's the one! I think this was originally from a book they put out around the turn of the millennium of the greatest historical stories from The Onion. All entirely fabricated with respect to their actual "historical" provenance, of course.
Found it:
https://smile.amazon.com/Our-Dumb-Century-Presents-Headlines/dp/0609804618
@transmothra I didn't know they were around that long lmao
@roxy Founded in 1988 apparently, several years before i suspected
@moonman Don't let man walk all over you, man!