@Ste1lar like, wtf! It's almost no wonder the dumbshits all think nobody ever made it up there.

@transmothra tbh this fact still blows my god damn mind frequently.

Like people have been on that glowing orb in the sky! WHAT THE FUCK

@popefucker i was watching that Apollo 11 what-the-fuck DOCUMENTARY (not sci-fi??!? WTF) on CNN the other night and was just shrieking in disbelief, like i know i've had SOME TIME to adjust, it's just that, no

@erdnaxeli this was originally from a book they put out around the turn of the millennium of the greatest historical stories from The Onion. All entirely fabricated with respect to their actual "historical" provenance, of course.

smile.amazon.com/Our-Dumb-Cent

@roxy that's the one! I think this was originally from a book they put out around the turn of the millennium of the greatest historical stories from The Onion. All entirely fabricated with respect to their actual "historical" provenance, of course.

Found it:
smile.amazon.com/Our-Dumb-Cent

@roxy Founded in 1988 apparently, several years before i suspected

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