A distraught man goes to a psychiatrist, he says 'Doctor, I hear voices trying to control me'.
The doctor says 'My good man, this is very important: you must NOT listen to these voices. You must NOT do as they say, and you must use every effort to DEFY them at every turn'.
The man says 'But doctor, the voices are telling me NOT to kill you.'
The doctor thinks for a moment and says:
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