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I wondered about Church of the SubGenius membership benefits and my cat. So, I looked through the policy docs and didn't find a pet clause (yet). I'm no expert but until I find the pet clause, I'm grabbing as many Church member$hips as I can for my cats. Money is going to be worthless soon. WE ALL KNOW IT. Even if I overdo the cat thing, the packets WILL BE the new future currency. The time is now! X-Day is July 5th at 7am!
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about the pets clause... it's mentioned in "Eyelash". tl;dr - the Xists are gonna put on extra saucers for the pets and any unsaved humans you may want to bring along for entertainment.
@Nikolai_Kingsley
I am currently reading your book "Eyelash" published by the SubGenius Foundation. That would explain why Ive been thinking about the pet thing. I wonder what I will think about next?
next you'll be thinking about energy parasites that convey mental abilities and even superpowers.
@Nikolai_Kingsley
That’s the best prediction I've heard all day.
@RevFlan I believe I heard on an hour of slack recently about needing ordainment for each of your pets. If this is truly important to know in our sacred doctrine, then I'll go do the scripture research to locate its origin.
@FriarQuazar
I thought I might have heard that too. Im curious to know if you find it. I couldnt find the pet salvation reference in our scriptures, prescriptures, or elsewhere. Thankfully, the book "Eyelash" by Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley is guaranteed doctrinally correct by the SubGenius Foundation.
