My Jesus Clock, made by me, faithfully keeping time since early 90’s. Had to venture into a large fundie Xtian bookstore to find the felt board presentation set for Easter. For years I’ve had the idea for a new clock with some other imagery from that set. Jesus bearing the cross and the clock being a Roman soldier with the second hand being a whip.
Amazon Prime delivered my Bobtro, so here's a review. . .
Once it booted up, I asked it to clean the floor. In response it let loose a stream of profanity that would've made Peter Cook blush.
(No, really. I think some of those words haven't been used since the 1800's. I now know there's an ethnic slur specifically for Moldavians)
It then sold my password and used the profits to order gin and back-issues of "Juggs" magazine.
In short, it's everything I ever wanted. It's perfect!
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.