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Get a glimpse into the signs and sounds of Dobbs.Town in this one minute documentary film...

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Commercial for - the Mastodobbs of the Church of the SubGenius. The first video for any instance of Mastodon? Definitely the best! JOIN... the Church of the SubGenius ( and find out more! :jrbd:

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Know that if something happens to us at sea, that we have left this world without regrets, we had had the opportunity of being surrounded with amazing and kind people, that we've had the incredible chance of seeing more than we had ever hoped, and that we wish that our death will not discourage anyone to take on such an adventure for it's not about the length of life but how it is spent.

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American soldiers check their iphones before handing them over and heading for Normandy.

tired: "demonic possession"
wired: "soul proprietorship"

Setup th' old Ringo Ranger above the conspiracy antenna, ordered some RG-8u coax to run down the chimney. Haven't messed with the stuff in a long time.

Night of strong AK47 frop and Bulldada Electronics! :pp01: 🚀

The End is near so... at least enjoy it :jrbd:

@onan if I could do it as a complete mental slave to the Illuminati's electric altar of pain-reward and chained by my third nostril to an immovable object held by an unstoppable force...


And now, the thrilling conclusion of "When the World Shook" by H. Rider Haggard.


When I die, I want my eulogy to be shouted by a drunken Werner Herzog.

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