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Commercial for - the Mastodobbs of the Church of the SubGenius. The first video for any specific instance of Mastodon? Definitely the best!

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Hope everyone is having a beautiful evening. :-)

Watch "Zontar Z in the Land of Superlative Slack" on YouTube

"The Death of Sapphira" by Ambrosius Francken the Elder (1544–1618)

You know the story of Ananias and Sapphira, I'm sure.

I whole heartedly believe God would never throw something at you that you can’t handle. SO next time your faced with a really tough time, whatever it may be, take it as a compliment.

The Charlie Hebdo T-shirt-wearing Christian preacher and Islam critic Hatun Tash who was stabbed at Speakers' Corner yesterday returned to the area a week after the incident and while her attacker reportedly remains at large. "I'll continue until followers of Islam learn that they should be criticised." (August 2021)

The website is officially online at I think i finally found the sweet spot between light and dark, grayscale and colorful



Now hilariously mixed with an across-the-board Large Price Increases!

Yes, after 20 years, the price of Salvation has finally leapt up from $35 to $50. It costs twice as much now to make these holy ordainment kits — yet we’re only charging you 50% more!

You’re just in time for the 10% Discount TODAY ONLY deal!

SubGenius Membership now only $44.99 — and you get TWO if you buy TODAY! (Or any time through Dec. 24.)
A sure sign of the madness of the End Times!

Conspiracy Doom and Gloom Boys got you in a spin? Well, just wait until "Bob" puts his hand on the "merry"-go-round! You'll end up on your head when you see these ALL NEW prices for the SAME DAMN THINGS. We're running at top speed to stay in the same place, keeping up with YOU, the choosy cult consumer.

Ha, and we ourselves thought we were kidding about the End Times! We didn't expect it to actually happen so fast. There’s still time for things to get a lot worse!

Let us choose how we're being screwed - some ways cost MORE!

Buy two, place one in a time capsule IN THE PAST.

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