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Oh my god, this quote someone posted on Reddit, I'm not sure who said this but...

"I need privacy. Not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are."

we're all just apes in the woods

> A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

this is a good quote

When you have a dog it suffers from the distance. #proverbs

@ReverendGuimo Please tell me the top left one is made from wool so I can pull it over my eyes.


I must meekly content myself with fantasies of humbly braiding the whiskers of His ultimate slackness, basking in its Glory...

The most unlikely thing in the world Is finding inspiration without seeking it out.

Whole religions spring out of the desire for someone else to find inspiration for us.

"Bob" will let you wait for him speak to you and you alone, for a mere $35. What's the worst that could happen?

Rev. Rawther Whisquarz of the Church of the SubGenius has slack.

Do you?

Rallying on the conspiracy is so passé these days. What's cool is pretending that nothing affects you and nothing surprises you because you've literally been dealing with this your entire life. When has pointing out inequalities of reason ever worked out when the people in question are far less willing to embrace reality than we are.

Who benefits from asking "who benefits" from asking WHO BENEFITS?

Proof of conspiracy!

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