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by Rev. Teeters LaVerge (Author), Rev. Ivan Stang (Foreword)

Publisher: SubGenius Foundation

Language: English

ISBN-13: 978-1946529039

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Commercial for - the Mastodobbs of the Church of the SubGenius. The first video for any specific instance of Mastodon? Definitely the best!

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@onan Beware, there are false "Bob"s in those woods.

Convince yourself any of it fk'n matters

"This topic that I am newly informed about is also new to everyone! It is important to me and it must be important to you!"

- People Who Are Not Convinced Regarding the Concept "Other People Are Not Me."

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs posed for so many classified advertisements and pulp novel covers that some publishing houses simply started writing novels about him. Strangely, no matter how fantastic or unsavory the story, they were generally accurate!


A man's words will be a stone to a well-goat which gives to every day. #proverbs

So I was watching Dragnet 196x (Season 4, Episode 6). This scene where Joe Friday enters into a druggie crashpad instantly triggered pattern recognition when I got a load of the hippie-painted window.

I desperately want it to be true that someone ripped this off for the Windows logo. I want it to be true so bad I'm just going to be like everyone else and believe that my desire for something to be true is the same thing as it *actually being true*. Don't judge, you animals.

Not gonna lie: I'd absolutely want to hear my husband's voice faked by the robot if he died (god forbid). I get that not everyone would, but after spending almost my whole life with him, it would be a blessing.

@onan I have a spare copy in VG+ condition. I would be willing to trade it for a complete "Dorf on Golf" VHS collector's box set.

SubGenius scientists are approaching the high-90% for spiritual placebo pamphlets. Get yours today and find out!


I'm looking for the July 1998 issue of this comic, if anybody has one for trade.

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