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Commercial for dobbs.town - the Mastodobbs of the Church of the SubGenius. The first video for any instance of Mastodon? Definitely the best! JOIN... the Church of the SubGenius (subgenius.com) and find out more! :jrbd:

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Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius  

TERMS OF SERVICE AT DOBBS.TOWN ...

dobbs.town/terms

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🌻Volumetric Shit Compressor🌻  

Oh my god, this quote someone posted on Reddit, I'm not sure who said this but...

"I need privacy. Not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are."

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ape  

we're all just apes in the woods

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mewmew  
> A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

this is a good quote
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ape  

here's one with the text removed

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Proverbs  

When you have a dog it suffers from the distance. #proverbs

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rev. longdead  

@ReverendGuimo Please tell me the top left one is made from wool so I can pull it over my eyes.

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Tsundoku Psychohazard  

Stuck at home? Why not enter the No Budget Film Contest. medium.com/@enkiv2/announcing-

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pizza_pal  

@onan #IM_NOT_YELLING_THIS_IS_A_MACRO

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Blort™ (Unofficial) 🚫  

@onan

I must meekly content myself with fantasies of humbly braiding the whiskers of His ultimate slackness, basking in its Glory...

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ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:  

The most unlikely thing in the world Is finding inspiration without seeking it out.

Whole religions spring out of the desire for someone else to find inspiration for us.

"Bob" will let you wait for him speak to you and you alone, for a mere $35. What's the worst that could happen?

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Big John  

Disco Tardigrade is my ShorDurPerSav :jrbd:

livescience.com/trippy-tardigr

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Rev. John shirley  

Does time really flow? Tap to make a universe.

quantamagazine.org/does-time-r

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Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius  

Rev. Rawther Whisquarz of the Church of the SubGenius has slack.

Do you?

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Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley  

@onan

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rev. vulgo virus :jrbd:  

@onan

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Rev. Guimo Z. Nebulux :jrbd:  

we need some "Bob" masks to guard us from the virus! :jrbd:

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ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:  

Rallying on the conspiracy is so passé these days. What's cool is pretending that nothing affects you and nothing surprises you because you've literally been dealing with this your entire life. When has pointing out inequalities of reason ever worked out when the people in question are far less willing to embrace reality than we are.

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Frosty  

Featuring a cameo by our own High Epopt -

youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSW

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ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:  

Sometimes we are the source of our problems.

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Who benefits from asking "who benefits" from asking WHO BENEFITS?

Proof of conspiracy!

:jrbd: :cnsp: 💸

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