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Commercial for - the Mastodobbs of the Church of the SubGenius. The first video for any specific instance of Mastodon? Definitely the best!

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Now, I fear I must banish the otherworldly, slithering monument.

I'm a radical deaccelerationist, gonna do nothing and mean it
127 characters ought to be enough for everyone
i've yet to accept the reality of society, it's too bothersome to last, where's the ego when you need it most

@onan Between #AliceCooper, #KISS and #Ghost, I sometimes wonder if my favorite genre isn't, like, "Broadway Metal"

@onan you probably already found this but I noticed on one site it says it was selected for "Festival du film russe. A l'heure de Moscou, Verdun sur Garonne (France), 2022", if it's still doing the festival circuit it may very purposefully have no streaming or home video options, and we'd have to hope they come out soon.

As before, here are more images I scraped from alt.slack in 2003 that, as I recall, were provided by a user who drew what they saw in their dreams. I don't have a name for the artist, although the images are labeled "DEADTHING_DEGENERATE_ELECTRON" so that may provide a clue.

There's a real missed opportunity so far in mind-map software.

Not gently whirling complex molecules made of data points.

Photos and text connected by red yarn.


A preference for the more simple solution to a problem is helpful in evaluating the effectiveness of the solution. But a simple solution is not more likely or more effective than a complex solution, only more easy to convey and measure. Sometimes the more complex solution is the better solution. And of course sometimes no solution is known or perhaps knowable.

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@publius @onan Although Schlock did seem to have a good relationship with Slack

Everything I need to know about life I learned from Bram Stoker's Dracula


"Slack Missionary", not to be confused with "Schlock Mercenary".

BEYOND science, reason and orgasm! ABOVE the petty concerns of truth and morality! OUTSIDE of cause and consequence!

If you were powerful you would just create what you wished to see, but you’re just a parasite with complaints.
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