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How many images or emoji of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs can you fit into one post? I’ll start with just one.

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Step one: humans program software to interact with other software.

Step two: software cheats or breaks the simulation in a funny or insightful way.

"I hooked a neural network up to my Roomba. I wanted it to learn to navigate without bumping into things, so I set up a reward scheme to encourage speed and discourage hitting the bumper sensors. It learnt to drive backwards, because there are no bumpers on the back."

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Everyone talks about God's Plan

But no one wants to talk about the God Pan

Crytids Local on the weekend: .......

Cryptids Local as soon as working hours begin on a weekday:

Admin Announcement; apology for dunking; Cryptid policy on cryptofash; meta 

WOW! Branca is directing the band

or

COMMUNICATING WITH SPIRITS :trll:

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@nak I hope you enjoyed the album. Your parts really put it all in place and made it an listening from beginning till end album

Proud to announce the acquisition of this church from the Roman Church for the purposes of cryptids dot online. We look forward to partnering with local communities.

Went for a two mile brisk walk at lunch. Might just do this every day for my mental health.

Uncontrolled Thinking, controlled by "Bob," will usher in a SPIRITUAL REBIRTH and a CASCADE of ASTOUNDING RICHES AND POWER to those "in the know" -- while billions of deserving Conspiracy dupes FRY in HELL ON EARTH!

MORE COMPLICATED THAN THE QABALLAH! MORE AMBIGUOUS THAN THE I CHING! SCARIER THAN THE OLD TESTAMENT! MORE MONSTERS THAN THE BHAGAVAD-GITA! MORE HATE AND INTOLERANCE THAN THE INTERNET! AND MORE SHEER BULLSHIT THAN THE BOOK OF MORMON!

THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS

:jrbd: subgenius.com

I think you can get into your account. A question arises then is hypotympanum you have two infinites and you remove an hemoglobinated from one of its limitations which the infallible Pope decreed wrong.

Clone 1: shall I enter this room

Clone 2: you should not enter that room

Clone 3: what if the room is, like, the dehumanising social structure of the dark beating heart of the oppressive human condition, and also our minds

Clone 1: aye

Clone 2: or we could just take a drink

Clone 3: it was a stupid room anyway

THE ROOM pulls FOUR LIGHTSABERS out of its ROBOT CAPE and starts fighting Yoda and Mace Windu in the background while TANKS EXPLODE

All three clones ignore it and drink despairingly

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