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J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius

Documentary. Sandy K. Boone 2019


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@Prof_Trixie Second time I stepped closer to "Bob" to examine him, an immeasurable vacuum suddenly didn't what could be termed "appear" not exactly inside the bowl of his swelling pipe & the nearly next thing I didn't know was that what is conveniently misconceived as "I" was transported to an unutterably alien universe suspiciously resembling my own in uncountable ways. I dare not mention what happened to me the first time, which taught me not to approach "Bob" again.

Well crap.

I just decanted my Home Depot bucket of stem-cells where I'm trying to culture a half-scale clone of Paul Lynde. Apparently its lungs are almost fully developed, as it started screaming for cigarettes and gin. I was able to re-seal it in the bucket with about ten pounds of ice, so it went back into torpor. I'll check again in a week or so.

In retrospect, I should've taken the advice of the guy at the chemical warehouse who suggested I grow a Charles Nelson Reilly clone instead.

Yesterday was Cliff Edwards' (Ukulele Ike) birthday! Born in 1895, Edwards was best known as Jiminy Cricket in Disney's Pinnochio. He also had a unique style of scatting that many tried to emulate.

As your Mayor of Dobbs.Town, I am first to say "NOT IT!" when it comes to setting up a site for hosting SubGenius videos.


But maybe YOU can be it! Not to become the "official" SubGenius instance, but the BEST, because you were FIRST. All it takes is money, time and headaches. You've got at least one of those already!

Sot from the first DokStok, Mayflow Ar.
Onan and PuzzEv tending bar, GGG proposing the toast to "Bob! You know most of the other Doktors!

that pink sticker fits perfectly on the little stealth-frop-vaporizer.

Somebody's gonna make top scratch selling these on Etsy. Especially if it comes preloaded with frop.

Last night I dreamed a deceased friend got reincarnated as a man in his 30s who shaved the top and front of his head to look older, thinking it would excuse him being a jerk more. He’d get in people’s way, mess things up, general menace. Like my friend had been a good person in this last life and karma is running backwards so we are all slowly getting more rotten with each incarnation.


"Atheism is a non-profit organization" - George Carlin

I'm thinking the plastic eagle is a little too conventional. Can someone 3D print me a "black power" fist smoking a pipe?

The IBM 704. This computer sung Daisy Bell, which Arthur C. Clarke overheard while visiting a friend in the NACA building where it was located. This inspired the scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey where HAL 9000 sing the same song.

The fabled fab facilities of the famed Frop factories facilitate fun and fancy free fantasies - Zontar Labs

Fantastic optical illusion!

Look into the eyes of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs for thirty years, then look away - you'll still see "Bob" !

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The Jimmy Dore Show - UFOs Have New Name According to CNN

Keep up to date with the language used by the US Military, like CNN (a news outlet) does. Don't wanna screw this up again for X-Day, maybe this is finally the Xcuse for why the Yeti been passed up year after year.

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