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Commercial for dobbs.town - the Mastodobbs of the Church of the SubGenius. The first video for any instance of Mastodon? Definitely the best! JOIN... the Church of the SubGenius (subgenius.com) and find out more! :jrbd:

betamax.video/videos/watch/c89

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TERMS OF SERVICE AT DOBBS.TOWN ...

dobbs.town/terms

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ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:  

Do you know who Goblox is?! I will tell you who Goblox is. In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy; gravy filled with the giblets from a monkey. The French craved it, and, as a result, turkey became the only food source for France, which is now called RoboFrance29. I was later killed by the chickens! So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens.

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r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖  

@onan This is the true reason the Internet was invented

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r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖  

Making sure the laser cutter is square like

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classic style dankwraith  

broke: having the cilantro tastes like soap gene

woke: not having the cilantro tastes like soap gene

bespoke: having the cilantro tastes like soap gene and liking cilantro anyway

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Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius  

When some day you've got 7K+ subscribers and 1K+ videos, you'll be close to where the Lightworkers Healing Method™ Angelic Initiative is now.

"The Angelic Initiative is an all-volunteer organization on a mission to trigger the Awakening NOW. [...] We conduct daily, Angelically-Guided, Multi-Dimensional Energy Healing sessions in Washington D.C. to heal the root causes of warfare and trigger the Awakening whose time has surely come."

youtube.com/user/BeYourTrueSou

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ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:  

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claws, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.

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Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius  

Manatee Cam or Chicken Cam?

You decide.

youtube.com/watch?v=-2v0b1uJBM

youtube.com/watch?v=n0E_aZ5C0x

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Antipope Korgdisso I, Jellicle  

@onan praise from caesar

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Antipope Korgdisso I, Jellicle  

I stand here with a Skizm:

Mothman is just a superior Yeti with wings.

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Antipope Korgdisso I, Jellicle  

My first Subgenius sound collage.

drive.google.com/file/d/1-Z4qq

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Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley  

FALCON PANCH

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If you ask a coworker “How are you?" and they say “Well, im here”, that loosely translates to: “I need you to push me off the roof. We can make it look like an accident. if i die, im finally free. If i live, we'll sue this place and split the money. Please for the love of god help me."

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Next time someone asks you what Mastodon is and what you do, just show them this.

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ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:  

Uhnn tiss uhnn tiss, baby.

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ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:  

Welcome to beautiful Dobbs.town

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Sklingklorp  

Dark angel- Laurie Anderson

youtu.be/K1fER7raLns

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ape  

so my migration worked on my followers but not the folks I was following

let me know if you were a mufo with me at edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online so I can get you back!!

if you weren't but you wanna be then now's your chance to sneak in!!

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doctorflappy  

It is times like these that I lean on my faith in Gorilla Grodd...

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Ideals Keeper  

@pizza got yall like

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Rev. Dr. Phineas Narco  

The thing I have always wondered about Christianity:

It says that its adherents are supposed to 'love their enemies'. Right??

And, since they believe that 'Satan' is 'the enemy'....

Wellll...? ;)

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