Took me a while to figure out where to put this. I like it tho. Excuse my grotesque countenance.

Quick and dirty labels designed for this years batches of wine. I'm movin' up in the world. No more post-it note labels!

Got my

Time to step up my quarantine bender! Hookers* & blow here I come!

*Hookers of whiskey mind you. Gotta maintain social distancing.

Hey, @onan the stickers arrived! Good stuff, thanks. I'll get them into places of (dubious) honor on the bike as soon as I get a free day without rain.

Tank complete! Going to need more stickers before I move on to other parts of the bike.

Finally started the sticker bomb on the SR400's gas tank. So of course it had to start raining. Maybe I should've done it yesterday, when the weather was nicer. But, then the odometer reading would be a fair bit lower. At least I got some progress in.

Getting wine drunk and watching "阿木爷爷 Grandpa Amu" on YouTube

Just something mesmerizing about watching folks who've mastered a craft. Makes me feel like a total scrub. But in a good way.

Arguing with Verizon over renewing my FiOS service. They no longer offer service at the speed of my old plan. I literally have to pay more for faster service that I don't really need or cut speed to 1/2 of my current plan. To add to the stupidity, it will actually cost me more per month to remove the FiOS TV service that I don't even use.

I'm getting more radicalized by the day. Nationalize the telcos and guillotine their CEOs/Boards!

Happy Gluttony Day fellow mutants! May the drunken arguments with family you never see be fruitful.

So I have these baller ass vintage chairs that my late mother gave me eons ago when I first moved out on my own. Among other things they need new feet. I could buy some.. But, water or pop bottle caps are a pefect fit and totally free!

I have a hemorrhoid, help me!

I have decided to commemorate the event. I need a namesake for my latest symptom of The Old. To whom shall I give this dubious honor?

Question: If you are what you eat, does that mean eating how I get to be a person?

New custom kitchen cabinets. Hand painted in oops paint and acrylics by my awesome artist of a wife.

New helmet arrived yesterday! Everyone keeps calling it an Evel Kneivel helmet. I think Super Dave Osborne is a bit more apropos given my track record.

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