Got my

Time to step up my quarantine bender! Hookers* & blow here I come!

*Hookers of whiskey mind you. Gotta maintain social distancing.

Hey, @onan the stickers arrived! Good stuff, thanks. I'll get them into places of (dubious) honor on the bike as soon as I get a free day without rain.

Tank complete! Going to need more stickers before I move on to other parts of the bike.

Finally started the sticker bomb on the SR400's gas tank. So of course it had to start raining. Maybe I should've done it yesterday, when the weather was nicer. But, then the odometer reading would be a fair bit lower. At least I got some progress in.

Getting wine drunk and watching "阿木爷爷 Grandpa Amu" on YouTube

Just something mesmerizing about watching folks who've mastered a craft. Makes me feel like a total scrub. But in a good way.

Arguing with Verizon over renewing my FiOS service. They no longer offer service at the speed of my old plan. I literally have to pay more for faster service that I don't really need or cut speed to 1/2 of my current plan. To add to the stupidity, it will actually cost me more per month to remove the FiOS TV service that I don't even use.

I'm getting more radicalized by the day. Nationalize the telcos and guillotine their CEOs/Boards!

Happy Gluttony Day fellow mutants! May the drunken arguments with family you never see be fruitful.

So I have these baller ass vintage chairs that my late mother gave me eons ago when I first moved out on my own. Among other things they need new feet. I could buy some.. But, water or pop bottle caps are a pefect fit and totally free!

I have a hemorrhoid, help me!

I have decided to commemorate the event. I need a namesake for my latest symptom of The Old. To whom shall I give this dubious honor?

Question: If you are what you eat, does that mean eating how I get to be a person?

Corporations rob us of our dignity and independence. These systems must be ripped down, burnt down, or leveled by any force necessary.

...But that's just one cute little fuzzy bear's opinion.

New custom kitchen cabinets. Hand painted in oops paint and acrylics by my awesome artist of a wife.

New helmet arrived yesterday! Everyone keeps calling it an Evel Kneivel helmet. I think Super Dave Osborne is a bit more apropos given my track record.

The FTC has finally settled with Equifax over their massive data breach back in 2017. For those who don't remember, Equifax allowed hackers to access identity info for 147 million people. Details here to find out if you're entitled to a piece of the settlement:


Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.