Not many people know this, but “Burn, Witch, Burn!” is the true story of “Bob” and Connie's honeymoon.
Boys, I think I found a real winner here...
No trailer. No cover art. Desert Island films. No listed copyright date. I’m not even through the credits and I can already tell that I’m going to *love* this picture.
Note: Due to Brexit, this joke will be subject to an 18% VAT after 2019.10.31.
Gratuitous guitar solos...
Obligatory Nina Hagen...
You can say what you want about that girl at the UN, but some of us were taught to love Mother Earth by Die Woodys.
BRO! BRO! DOES YOUR SCHWERTER EVEN BLINKEN?
STARE! STARE INTO THE EYS OF THE IMPERIAL EAGLE! AND DRINK UNTIL YOUR HEART STOPS!
OH! WAIT! I REMEMBERED! IT'S OKTOBERFEST!
TANZ DIE POLKA MIT ME!
I just can’t shake this feeling like there’s something going on somewhere that I forgot about.
Witness the strength of the Iron Sheik.
I feel like I've forgotten something... I wonder what it could be?
Meanwhile, while all eyes are diverted towards the facility at Groom Lake, The Process Clench of The Final X-Day’s SLACKINT Division leaps into action!
I hesitate to share this here. My fear is that there are too many of the Profane and Pink that may inadvertently hear the raw sexual power of Les Baxter and be led to a life of dressing like Richard Dawson and taking 3 martini lunches.
THE PROCESS CLENCH OF THE FINAL X-DAY WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR PROFLIGATE JET SETTING WAYS SHOULD YOU FAIL TO HEED THIS WARNING!
Yes, excellent! All is proceeding according to The Process. Soon the Final X-Day will be manifest! https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/police-bear-two-cubs-sighted-in-tyrone/
Interior decorating goals...
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.