I went and told it on the mountain and the mountain told me to fuck off

Absolutely loved 'J.R. "Bob" Dobbs & the Church of the Subgenius'! As a somewhat young dude and relative newcomer I really couldn't be happier after watching to call myself a Subgenius. Might've been the Frop but I'm full of warm, fuzzy feelings of admiration for some brilliantly creative minds that I sincerely hope to channel through my own creative endeavors.

We have no NEED of sanity. The Master of Slack is divinely IMperfect and can find SLACK in a IGNORANT WORM! Yes, KILL ME! Or else the Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse even now, even in THIS VERY RANT, will EXPLODE at the intersection of the Time Planes and is our defense against the godLIKE puff-skulled Evil Mutants! The pumpkin pie-loving fullblood humans worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! Insanity is the new baseline, and SLACK is your MEDICATION!

The Great Pumpkin knows the gate. The Great Pumpkin is the gate. The Great Pumpkin is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in The Great Pumpkin. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.

Despite anything you might have heard, I am alive, well, happy and imbued with so much SLACK and still rather despise most of you1

holy moly, i am
shooketh by all the stunning 1-bit animations here

I will never take your money without checking the depth of your pyramid collection

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