WILL YOU BE READY??

WILL YOU HAVE AN "OUT" WHEN THE WHOLE THING BLOWS??

Join the Church and DISCOVER YOUR DESTINY.

YOU'LL BE WAVING TO THOSE PINKS FROM THE X-SHIP, ON YOUR WAY TO PARADISE WHILE THEY COOK BELOW IN A HELL OF THEIR OWN MAKING!
~SubGenius

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"Oh "Bob", may you give me a thousand estates, with a thousand mansions in each, and may each mansion have a thousand bedrooms, and each bedroom contain a thousand beds; and "Bob", when I arise, I wish to find a dead Pink in every bed!"

Will you join the Conspiracy's mindless atheistic unknowing servitude to the "Elder Bankers of the Universe" and their MINIONS in some hideous One-World Government, or will you GET SLACK and FIGHT FOR FREEDOM as a zeal-crazed Priest-Warrior for ODIN and the TRUE ORIGINAL FERTILITY CULTS that will someday instigate an eye-wateringly orgasmic One-World RELIGION of endless, delerious pleasures?? EH?? EH??

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I hate this fucking world we've built for ourselves. We cannot trust anyone in the workplace. We have to treat every interaction that we have with our boss as though it is in a police station interview room. We have to treat every conversation with our workmates as though they are spies employed by the state to confirm loyalty.

"A craft using an inertial mass reduction device comprises of an inner resonant cavity wall, an outer resonant cavity, and microwave emitters." Classification: "B64G1/409 Unconventional spacecraft propulsion systems."

This is US patent US10144532B2. It was granted in 2018. To be granted at patent, the petitioner must demonstrate a working model to a panel of expert observers.

:jrbd: 🛸 patents.google.com/patent/US10

@onan

scene from "Eyelash" left on the cutting room floor:

when Elif and Russ were on their way back to the ship from the asteroid market, they met a middle-aged purple-haired elf girl who was shackled to a wall by a metal collar. she had two small purple-haired elf girl children with her who weren't shackled, and who were just young enough to want to run off, and Elif gave her a look of sympathy after trying to free her before Russ dragged him on.

also:

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Sites of Human Evolution at Mount Carmel: The Nahal Me’arot / Wadi el-Mughara Caves - UNESCO World Heritage Centre
https://whc.unesco.org/en/list/1393/

Situated on the western slopes of the Mount Carmel range, the site includes the caves of Tabun, Jamal, el-Wad and Skhul. Ninety years of archaeological research have revealed a cultural sequence of unparalleled duration, providing an archive of early human life in south-west Asia. This 54 ha property contains cultural deposits representing at least 500,000 years of human evolution demonstrating the unique existence of both Neanderthals andEarly Anatomically Modern Humans within the same Middle Palaeolithic cultural framework, the Mousterian. Evidence from numerous Natufian burials and early stone architecture represents the transition from a hunter-gathering lifestyle to agriculture and animal husbandry. As a result, the caves have become a key site of the chrono-stratigraphic framework for human evolution in general, and the prehistory of the Levant in particular.

WHAT IS BULLDADA?
Bulldada is the nearly unexplainable label for that mysterious quality that impregnates ordinary things with meaning for the SubGenius no matter how devoid of value they may appear to The Others....Bulldada shows us that cheesiness tells the Truth and gives good Slack whereas status-mongered slickness is merely a sheen of sham value dangled as bait for the hungry dollars of the idiot bourgeois. 

For more info on this important subject:
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There are two sets of characters for Chinese numerals: one for everyday writing, and one for use in commercial or financial contexts.

The latter arose because the characters used for writing numerals are geometrically simple, so simply using those numerals cannot prevent forgeries.

A forger could easily change the everyday characters 三十 (30) to 五千 (5000) just by adding a few strokes. That would not be possible when writing using the financial characters 參拾 (30) and 伍仟 (5000).

:moar:

Ustad Asad Ali Khan - Raga Yaman Kalyan - Rudra Veena - Rudra Vina - Dhrupad, Dresden 4th May 2003

youtube.com/watch?v=Fz0DE7ywyi

OHM 🕉️

besides cars that you don't have to drive yourself already exist: they're called 'the bus' and are much more cost effective than any self-driving car, even in a universe where an ai that actually knows how to drive exists. the only reason to prefer ai-driven cars is if you're specifically out to prevent poor people from travelling, and if you really really hate unionised labour

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i can't be bothered to dig up the thread where i said this, but the basic problem with self-driving cars is that computers deal well with repetitive, predictable tasks, but run into problems when confronted with chaotic systems. whereas humans start making errors when things get repetitive, but deal well with unpredictability. traffic is the exact opposite of the kind of problem ai is well equipped to confront

this is interesting- (7 pages) dl.acm.org/doi/pdf/10.1145/330 Privacy Implications of Accelerometer Data: A Review of Possible Inferences

It is 5/5/5 , ( 2+0+2+1 ) and that means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT FUCKING ALL. pRAISE "bOB".

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