Tonight I was ASTOUNDED to see the visage of "Bob" appear on a slice of ORDINARY TOAST.

His message was CLEAR! I began to stuff ALL MY CASH MONEY and VALUABLE COUPONS into the RED HOT toaster slots.

As I choked and fled my smoke-filled kitchen minutes later, casting the flaming wreck of the MIRACLE TOASTER out onto the street, I WEPT with LOVE for "BOB."

PS Yes, I had breakfast for dinner. Breakfast all day is ELEMENTARY Time Control.

SALVATION has arrived... BY MAIL!

I PAID to know what I really think and if you're reading this... I know YOU DID TOO. Can you feel your third nostril GAPING OPEN? I can!

Thanks @Stang & praise "Bob"!


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