Don't let the Pinks drag you down, brethern! They are DOOMED, their souls will be tasty TREATS for the terrifying one, Cthulhu! They are DOOMED! And they don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! Their fate will be WORSE than death! The Pink Boys may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the lickspittle Pinks BELIEVE what they see on TV! One and all, they will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They are LOCKED in CAGES and spend their time decorating the BARS!