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Busy little critters, these humans:

"Genetic analysis has revealed that the ancestors of modern humans interbred with at least five different archaic human groups as they moved out of Africa and across Eurasia."

Thus it is written: “Render unto the Conspiracy that which is Conspiracy but render unto “Bob” that which is “Bob’s” (Economicon 56:1).
Thus I proclaim: I give to the Conspiracy all of my trash and give unto “Bob” all of my cash! Praise “Bob”!
Find out why at:

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs & the Church of the SubGenius


@Nikolai_Kingsley @onan whenever people complain about the Subgenius Facebook page not being adequate to their tastes I always tell them to join Dobbs.Town. Usually the complainers haven't sent in their 35 bucks.... Yet.


@RevFanboy did you thank your lucky stars that you didn’t meet anybody new, didn’t make new friends, didn’t have a fine time, didn’t get on stage, and otherwise didn’t seize the slack laid out for the seizure by J. R. “Bob” Dobbs? My guess, having had the honor of meeting you, is that you ddI no such thing. Instead more like :zmb:

Back from X-Day, ask me anything. Spoilers: I took no photos.

tech: everybody should learn how programming works

users: we have found approximately twenty bajillion bugs. oh also the codebases are being embraced in the vampiric sense by gigantic corrupt corps. please fix

tech: no not like that

"What I introduce is the hypothesis that the electron’s matter-wave orbit has that common property of gross matter which enables it to keep other pieces of matter out. For the electron in an atom it means that its pathway is a 'thing' that can push and otherwise limit the space of the other electron orbits just as whole atoms do with one another. Starting with this assumption the atom begins to make sense as an electro-magnetic and mechanical object."

Do not click this, for the love of all things holy. It's pure autism, seriously. 

Hi, friends. Been busy doing stuff. Hope everyone is well, and that I see some of you at X-Day.


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