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What happens when you cross crazy cartoons with private jokes about Lodges?

Betty Boop - Bimbo's Initiation - 1931

youtube.com/watch?v=F7T7fOXxME

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@RevFanboy @Stang The poor fools!

DON'T YOU CLIMB ABOARD THAT SLACK BOUND TRAIN, BOBBIE! NOTHING BUT ETERNAL INDOLENCE, PROFLIGACY, MORAL DEGENERACY, AND CAVORTING WITH WEIRD WOMEN, MEN AND UNSPEAKABLE ALIEN THINGS LIE AT THE END OF THIS LINE!

GO BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

"Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense." - Mark Twain, "Notebook" (1888)

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"I must create a system or by another's be ensnared. My purpose is not to reason or compare, but to create." - William Blake, "Jerusalem."

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"The quality of ideas seems to play a minor role in mass movement leadership. What counts is the arrogant gesture, the complete disregard of the opinion of others, the single-handed defiance of the world." - Eric Hoffer, "The True Believer" (1951)

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"It has been my firm belief [...] that all persons who devote themselves to forcing virtue on their fellow men deserve nothing better than kicks in the pants." - H. L. Mencken, "Newspaper Days" (1941)

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"Randy [Savage] believed that he can't make you believe wrestling is real, but he wanted to make you believe his match was real." Brian Campbell, "Randy Savage vs. Ricky Steamboat, 30 years later." ESPN 2 March 2017.

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"A Johnson honors his obligations. His word is good and he is a good man to do business with. A Johnson minds his own business. He is not a snoopy, self-righteous, trouble-making person. A Johnson will give help when help is needed." - William S. Burroughs, "The Place of Dead Roads" (1983)

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If, for Religion, you our lives will take
You do not the offenders find, but make.
All Faiths are to their own believers just;
For none believe, because they will, but must.
- John Dryden (1669)

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"America is kaput. Even our crime rate is falling, for heaven's sake - we lack the (im)moral fiber even for crime. All vestiges of Blakean / Satanic energy are dissipated - we've become a nation of screen-watchers - bored, disgruntled, resentful but passive as cyber-potatoes." - Peter Wilson, "Heresies" (2016)

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"Each year I am cock sure I am right in my beliefs and theories; each year I see I was mistaken last year and all previous years, but I continue to be sure I am right today." - Freedom Hill Henry, "Bifurcated Jackass" (1927)

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"I am not interested in entering politics at all, but only in satirizing and undermining it, so that others may see it as I do, come to their senses, and grow reasonably pragmatic, a bit more skeptical and relatively sane and peaceful; hence, I will not shut up." - Robert Anton Wilson, "Natural Law" (Port Townsend: Breakout Productions 1999)

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"Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry." - Ecclesiastes 8:15

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"To expect bad men not to do wrong is madness, for he who expects this desires an impossibility. But to allow men to behave so to others, and to expect them not to do you any wrong, is irrational and tyrannical." - Marcus Aurelius, The Meditations.

Image: "Vigilantes" by Granger (1893).

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"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." - H. L. Mencken, "Minority Report" (1956)

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@MotherMiller I almost stopped at the office to see if y'all were there on my way home tonight. Missin' yer face, lady.

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