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A present for the next guest at this hotel. Praise “Bob!"
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Rev. Guimo Z. Nebulux :jrbd:  
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Siouxsie Sakamoto  
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Everyone I talk to says they are tired and sluggish most of the time. Friends, if you feel this way, you may be experiencing deficiencies in Slack. You might think you know what Slack is, but you'll pay to know what you really think. JR "Bob" Dobbs has given us the doctrine of Slack through the Book of the SubGenius. Learn how to regain your lost Slack and generate more in the world around you. Now more than ever we need more Slack!
subgenius.com/scatalog/books.h

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ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:  

I've come to the realization that I care about cats far, far more than I care about humans. They're little bundles of genetic mutations that are constantly in uncomfortable pain that people ignore, or at best think it's cute when they yowl for attention to their problems.

I relate to them, and I can actually solve their problems. Unlike people.

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Rev. Dr. Phineas Narco  

NCN is NOW on the AIR! our own brand of obscure, psychedelic, Experimental, remixed audio goodness for The End Times! at bit.ly/2RDKMkY feel free to grab a stream and listen with us before 10pm PACIFIC Tonight! Thx!

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Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius  

"No rational argument will have a rational effect on a man who does not want to adopt a rational attitude.” ― Karl Popper, “The Open Society and Its Enemies”

“You don’t use your mind to think about your religion.” - J. R. “Bob” Dobbs, “The Book of the SubGenius.”

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ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:  

Take me home, "Bob". :jrbd:

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Zontar  
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rev. vulgo virus :jrbd:  
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Pallando Calrissian  

*staring into space for 20 minutes*

Remember when they gave Pat Sajak a late night talk show for 20 minutes

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No Slack? We now know that Freud identified the source of neurosis in his patients as deficiencies in Slack. The word Slack wouldn't enter the vernacular for nearly a half-century later when JR "Bob" Dobbs coined the term and prophesized a world without Slack. The Psychology Conspiracy denies it all. But we really are losing Sack. Let's not be in denial. We all feel our Slack slipping away. Doctors For "Bob" have a prescription. Find out today at
subgenius.com

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Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius  

If your philosophy, religion, or cult is failing you in times of crisis - try mine.

SubGenius.com

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AT LAST -- IT HAS COME -- the final Do-It-Yourself END TIMES RELIGION for SWINGING MUTANTS & TERMINAL ABNORMALS!!

The Church of the SubGenius

:jrbd: subgenius.com

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The Boonie Ghoul  

...since privacy is crucial to some members of DobbsTown, this is an artist's rendering of some members of our glorious home during a party in celebration of "Bob" and his eternal resurrections. Some came in formal dress. All were there to enjoy the night.

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Mappō Gijinka  
what if you only read illuminatus, velikovsky, bicameral mind, serpent and the rainbow? would you be crazy or the smartest man who ever lived
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Rev. John shirley  

Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.
Gautama Buddha

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Zontar  

Fight the Martian Menace - with Zontar’s Space Command

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The SubGenius Hour of Slack  

NEW! :jrbd: Hour of Slack #1771 - Covfefe-19-broadcast :jrbd:

THIS IS THE RADIO-SAFE "CLEAN" VERSION Finally a fresh show after many reruns! Stang performs and Onan rant, Onan performs a Stang rant, Stang performs a Viral Stupidity rant, and we are treated to Stang's 1987 address to students at his old high school, i…

hourofslack.libsyn.com/hour-of

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“In these CRAZY times we wanted to share a bit of GOOD NEWS with you – J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius has found a home with Dark Star Pictures and Uncork'd Entertainment!! We look forward to seeing the film distributed in the coming year, though we don't know any of the particulars just yet. So stay tuned, Slack on, and for goodness' sake, wash yer damn hands! Praise "Bob”!”

SubGeniusMovie.com

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The Subgenius path is not the easiest to follow, but you know it's right!

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