"The Church of the Subgenius's Salvation Pack is the Best $35 I Ever Spent" - Rev. Cory Doctorow
The Church of the SubGenius is the PAN-RELIGION of the FUTURE, and REBELS against the namby-pamby, goody two-shoes "NEW AGE" and "AQUARIAN" ideals of most occult weirdos. Such people are fools, they do not curse, they have no understanding of the need for spiritual violence in this modern space-age a-go-go society.
What's the hardest thing you can imagine? For me it would be giving up frop.
Even now as I sit in the sweltering heat, I do not think of money for the fans or air conditioning I could buy. No, I am desperate to suck off "Bob"'s pipe because my own supply is critically low. What else matters but my own psychological comfort when being forced to exist in this unbearable reality?
Art by hexeosis, c/o Cross Connect Magazine
"In the late 1980's and early 1990's, I worked for Kmart behind the service desk and the store played specific pre-recorded cassettes issued by corporate. This was background music, or perhaps you could call it elevator music. Anyways, I saved these tapes from the trash during this period."
NEW! Hour of Slack #1730 - 1000 Starwoods Under My Nutsack
Last week, the mysterious Cleveland band known as 100,000 Leagues Under My Nutsack revealed themselves (himself, actually: Maxar Berezium) on Dr. Sinister's WCSB show, Radio Synaesthesia, which follows Hour of Slack on Sunday nights. Three unexpectedly PRE…
I have inherited a great deal of SLACK today!
Thank you @onan for your prescription of these wonderful books. I can feel their wisdom permeating my psychic body.
also, my dear friend Stephanie sent me this amazing bit of handcrafted art!
truly, the Cosmic Dobbshead smiles on me today.
Science does not remove the terror of the Gods!
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.