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A present for the next guest at this hotel. Praise “Bob!"
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G. Gordon Gordon was certain he'd given the Conspiracy dupe something to think about. But as things went hazy, he wondered if the assassin's poison dart might have been more effective than he calculated. Just time to make it to the Dobbsphone...

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NEW! :jrbd: Hour of Slack #1853 - Wars and LeMurs of War (rerun of #853) :jrbd:

YET AGAIN! This episode #1853 is really #853, which, being from 2002, is ONE THOUSAND SHOWS OLD! And yet the news it carries could have been ripped from tomorrow's headlines. It's all RADIO SAFE also. This was the first of many shows which HEAVILY utilized…

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My flask overfloweth with tea. I found this Tea-Stain Jesus on my kitchen counter over the weekend. I was just reading about how Jesus will return on the last day (X-Day) with an AK-47 in his arms and J.R. "Bob" Dobbs as his lead. Oh glorious proof of "Bob!" The end is surely near!
Lear more at :
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Just this morning "Bob" said to himself, `Gee, that cloning machine works really well.'

To learn more, send $5 and SASE to:
"Bob"
P.O. Box 807
Glen Rose, TX 76043

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NEW! :jrbd: Hour of Slack #1852 - DEVO Serves "Bob" (rerun of #852) :jrbd:

YET AGAIN! This episode #1852 is really #852, which, being from 2002, is ONE THOUSAND SHOWS OLD! And yet the news it carries could have been ripped from tomorrow's headlines. It's all RADIO SAFE also. More rare DEVO and covers thereof, Occupant, ESO Swamp …

hourofslack.libsyn.com/hour-of

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Like many of our ilk, the porticos of my throbbing, living space are blessed with mighty piles of collected (important!) ephemera…

My back issues of The Dobbstown Mirror are now lodged between loose old copies of The Stark Fist of Removal, which themselves are pressed between The Book and other holee-“Bob” publications.

That means they’re “safe”…

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"In a world without Slack, the no-brained man is king” (J.R. “Bob” Dobbs, My Sales Secrets, Dobbstown U Press, 1962).
Is it happening now? Did it already happen?
Learn more at subgenius.com

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Best argument I've heard against The Multiverse Theory:
"Yeah, but what if that's all bullshit?"

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"The stupider it looks, the more important it probably is."

- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

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