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A present for the next guest at this hotel. Praise “Bob!"
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Easy drop of a Copy Page 3 item in the men's bathroom in Pinktown, Anywhere, US. ""Bob" brings a new destiny for America"
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NCN is on the air! our own FREE audio mix of obscure, , psychedelic, experimental bulldada for your eardrums! our Latent Einstein Outreach Ministry at bit.ly/2RDKMkY join us as we go Back to the 80's! 'til 10pm PACIFIC. Enjoy!

My ROCK MUSIC TO CLEAR YOUR HEAD playlist on youtube including Sister Ray by Velvet Underground, cuts by Beefheart, Zappa, Blue Cheer, Acid Mothers Temple youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBE

Some secrets I could only learn after several times of failure.

I used to work for a magician. It's true. At "Bob's" Magic Shop, you never knew who would call for an appointment. I was surprised to see the local psychic come in one day. She was so beautiful; she smelled like pot and booze. "Bob" told me later, "I sell devices to see what someone is writing without them knowing. She uses them in her seances." I was stunned. He then said, "Look, people don't want to know the truth about these things, they just want some Slack. That’s what she gives them."

"By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth--the power over the Luck Plane displayed by this 'Bob' Dobbs is terrifying!"

I used to work for a magician
It's true. At "Bob's" Magic Shop, regular practice was taking tricks from the original packaging and putting them into "Bob's" packaging. One trick he called "Chapter, Verse: A friend picks a line from a book of Shakespeare’s plays. They tell no one! Then, the blindfolded magician recites the thought-of chapter and verse! For an edgy performance, use a King James Bible. Guaranteed to startle Christians & amuse Atheists. Only the idiots get offended! IT'S A HIT!!"

Zontar - the Alien Ideology for a better tomorrow

Conspiracy is mainly such a popular belief because people would rather believe that the leader actually chose to do something because of some sinister plot rather than to admit that this maroon they are paying at least 175k a year is so incompetent he can't even do the things he's supposed to do. And leaders would rather be portrayed as evil than to be thought of as an idiot.

How does he do it? How does J. R. "Bob" Dobbs get so lucky? It's simple, really. It just so happens that whatever is occurring within his range of perception is precisely what he wants to have happen. That's how he has that grin on his face all the time. "Gosh, that worked out pretty good! Ha ha!"

Don't you think you could do a little better at that, laughing at whatever happens and accepting whatever happens? Or is it better to let things outside of your control pick your fights for you?

For our surprisingly numerous climate-change deniers:

Claim by deniers: "Climate's changed before , climate is always changing. We have had ice ages and warmer periods" etc

Response: Humans today are emitting prodigious quantities of CO2, at a rate faster than even the most destructive climate changes in earth's past. for more go to: skepticalscience.com/climate-c

Makes me nostalgic for home.

"Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity — the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes."
~ H. P. Lovecraft, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadat

You can enjoy a lot of different readings. But... How many books could you say: wow! This lecture SAVED MY LIFE, and CHANGED totally MY VISION of What people call 'Reality'!???

Principia Discordia Saved my Life in 2013 during a Hard and long mental crisis, Illuminatus opened my mind and after that I met the Holy Dobbs :jrbd:

Salve Eris!
Praise "BOB"!
and you at last could Relax FOREVER
in the Safety of your own DELUSIONS...
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There oughta be an anti-trade law against the followers of "Bob", just to make things fair. When you're trying to outcompete a Subgenius, there is no competition. Nothing in your bag of con tricks can measure up to the sublime nature of slack that grants us the ability to breeze through what took you years to learn. The time to realize the shackles you bound yourself with have kept you behind the times, has passed... Unless you buy now, and join the winning team.

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