Display models are a great place to leave propaganda.

I can't wait to do nothing all day tomorrow. Slack Sunday is my favorite day of the week

The chapter on how to create everlasting peace was ripped out.

This thirty-second spot for dobbs.town may be the first video in the fediverse dedicated to a single instance. It's definitely the BEST. Because it is in the service of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius.

Only a few views away from one hundred!


@Sklingklorp It might be that the culture jamming nature of The Church isn't needed right now like it was in the past. I might be wrong, but, it feels like the pinks have done their own form of reality manipulation and it is abomination to the senses. These days many SubGenii may have to rely on what little uncommon common sense they/we have to fight back against the Con. "Bob" will guide us, whether we like it or not. Sadly, we may have to lead sardonic yet sincere lives to survive. :jrbd:

I guess the Subgenius Church is subject to entropy like everything else. There are still some bright stars in the sky, don't get me wrong. But it's not what it used to be. A lot of times it's like listening to a well worn script on Facebook. As the great subgenius elders/founders waddle off into oblivion one by one. I will attempt to commune with their spirits. I will dive back into the old subgenius archives and I will live there for a while. I will talk to them and they will answer.

I swear 90% of my problems could be avoided by just never picking up the phone when I get a call

I attended a normal university and received a degree in the sciences. 15 years later, I received a degree from the SubGenius Foundation also in the sciences, but a different kind of science. The Foundation teaches "Science does not remove the Terror of the Gods!" This truth has been suppressed until very recently. Are you getting tired of what They call "fake science?" Give The Book of the SubGenius a try. I did and it changed everything. Order today!

Refresh your browser to see the Dobbshead favicon at dobbs.town - at no extra cost to you the SubGenius!

:jrbd: <--- LOOKS LIKE THIS.

STEP RIGHT UP, EARTH FOOL! This is your gateway to an alternate universe, a superior dimension -- the world of Dobbs Awareness, compactly encapsulated in but a few thousand pages of art and text. Many chain-gangs of DobbsDrones and Bombies have given of their Slack to bring to your screen everything SubGenius, from the most ancient, creaking STARK FIST OF REMOVAL print-zine reprints to the most recent battle reports from the infamous [CENSORED].

:jrbd: subgenius.com

"Frop (short for habafropzipulops) is the herb that "Bob" smokes in his pipe and the reason he is grinning. Technically its name is "habifropzipulops mariphasa lupina". It only grows in Tibet or Dobbstown, Malaysia, under very special circumstances."

Are They out to get you? If you are reading this, then They probably are! Find out why in The Book of the SubGenius. Your latent SubGenius powers await!

NEW! :jrbd: Hour of Slack #1740 - Social Justice Puppy Appdiction at the Donesome Lowboy Cave :jrbd:

Great new unheard music in the first half and an unusually energetic talk tantrum in the last half. Liberty Tubes, John Shirley, Little Fyodor, The Slot Rods, 100,000 Leagues Under My Nutsack. Stang is all apped up, "luming" on "apps" and reverting into a …


I just bought mine - that means there are TWO SETS LEFT.

:jrbd: 💸 :fst0:

Die cast mini-sculptured pins by Brother Donkey based on original artwork found in The Book of the SubGenius. These are my new favorite bulldada objects.

I feel like I used to see stuff like this everywhere, but one day they went extinct.

Robert Anton Wilson Preaches for "Bob" at Phenomicon, Atlanta, November 1991

How have you been pronouncing "Eris" up to this point?

:jrbd: subgenius.com


SubGenius 3 enamel pin combo Give, Take, and J. R. Bob Dobbs iconic pipe.

'I've been deeply influenced by the religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion since my young, lusty, subversive teenage years. When I started making stuff I thought I'd see if I couldn't get permission to honor "Bob." Ivan Stang, head of the SubGenius Foundation, was gracious enough to acknowledge that I, too, might make him money. And the rest, as they say, is present before you.'


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