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A present for the next guest at this hotel. Praise “Bob!"
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We are going to need to build several million life longevity chambers to hibernate in until the computers and robots can find a way to save the earth.

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SPECIAL PERFORMANCE AT X-DAY BY Color School! Come to the "G" Lodge in beautiful Hannibal NY from June 10 to 13 for an amazing performance by Color School!

SPECIAL DISCOUNT FOR SUBGENIUS MINISTERS!

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NAKED "BOBTISM" PERFORMED BY "Dr. Hal" Harry Scifres Robins himself! Rants! Oddities! Weird shit! Get your ticket today!
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"Bob" cured me of my constipation problems. I used to worry so much, especially about the sins I was doing. "Bob" taught me how to LIVE with my sins. Now, my constipation worries are over! Find out how YOU can LIVE with your sins without all the constipation! Visit
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Hour of Slack #1880. Good episode. Check it out...

The SubGenius Hour of Slack Podcast : Hour of Slack #1880 - Two-Headed Head-Wrecker hourofslack.libsyn.com/hour-of

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That's where the Gods live is at the top. Up where the air is fresh and clean. That's where there burning bush was. I could use a burning bush. It's been a few. I might even buy it a few drinks, start a conversation.

Look, we all know X-Day is July 5th at 7am. If there's no central place we have to be anymore, I'm thinking that the top of a mountain would be good for me. That'll be closer to the saucers when they come, that's for sure. It just makes such good sense to me. Dollars and cents too.
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All I'm saying is that if I'm at the top of a mountain, then I'll be closer to the saucer ships on X-Day (July 5th at 7am). It just makes good sense. Dollars and cents too.
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Unconfirmed origins of "Bob", part 641: Vlad Dobbsov, nickname "Pale Imp".

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Ha, and we ourselves thought we were kidding about the End Times! We didn't expect it to actually happen so fast. There’s still time for things to get a lot worse!

Let us choose how we're being screwed - some ways cost MORE!

Buy two, place one in a time capsule IN THE PAST.

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"Get ready for a pretty tough future" at the hotel condiments basket. I keep a small stack of these slack tracts in my wallet for moments like this. Praise “Bob"

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My lifelong motto is "find a better lifelong motto."

One of the things I like about the Church of the SubGenius is the promise of X-Day (July 5th at 7am). I know that I will be on a saucer ship that day, far away from here while my neighbor who plays loud music for days-on-end will be stuck here listening to the end of the world for days-on-end. PRABOB! Thank You "Bob!" PRABOB!
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"These days, people try to accomplish things by forming groups and outnumbering the opposition. But in any group, members are infected with group stupidity. Forming factions within the group and competing with other subgroups is a good example of group paralysis. To be free of group paralysis and become the self that is only the self is the practice of zazen." (The Zen Teaching of Homeless Kodo)

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