Everyone I talk to says they are tired and sluggish most of the time. Friends, if you feel this way, you may be experiencing deficiencies in Slack. You might think you know what Slack is, but you'll pay to know what you really think. JR "Bob" Dobbs has given us the doctrine of Slack through the Book of the SubGenius. Learn how to regain your lost Slack and generate more in the world around you. Now more than ever we need more Slack!
I've come to the realization that I care about cats far, far more than I care about humans. They're little bundles of genetic mutations that are constantly in uncomfortable pain that people ignore, or at best think it's cute when they yowl for attention to their problems.
I relate to them, and I can actually solve their problems. Unlike people.
No Slack? We now know that Freud identified the source of neurosis in his patients as deficiencies in Slack. The word Slack wouldn't enter the vernacular for nearly a half-century later when JR "Bob" Dobbs coined the term and prophesized a world without Slack. The Psychology Conspiracy denies it all. But we really are losing Sack. Let's not be in denial. We all feel our Slack slipping away. Doctors For "Bob" have a prescription. Find out today at
NEW! Hour of Slack #1771 - Covfefe-19-broadcast
THIS IS THE RADIO-SAFE "CLEAN" VERSION Finally a fresh show after many reruns! Stang performs and Onan rant, Onan performs a Stang rant, Stang performs a Viral Stupidity rant, and we are treated to Stang's 1987 address to students at his old high school, i…
“In these CRAZY times we wanted to share a bit of GOOD NEWS with you – J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius has found a home with Dark Star Pictures and Uncork'd Entertainment!! We look forward to seeing the film distributed in the coming year, though we don't know any of the particulars just yet. So stay tuned, Slack on, and for goodness' sake, wash yer damn hands! Praise "Bob”!”
Science does not remove the terror of the Gods!
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