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A present for the next guest at this hotel. Praise “Bob!"
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Easy drop of a Copy Page 3 item in the men's bathroom in Pinktown, Anywhere, US. ""Bob" brings a new destiny for America"

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NEW! :jrbd: Hour of Slack #1755 - Attack Garments and Invisibility Suits at X-Day :jrbd:

The "live" part is from the third show of the second day of 22X-Day. The panel starts with Stang, Drummond and Dr. Hal, but new radio spouters Mistar Sistar and Rev. Crimsoniculous replace Stang and Drummond, creating a unique ambience even for SubGenius s…

Here in the Church, be teach you to pull the wool over your own eyes. You're still in the dark, but at least it's your wool. Better, after you do it a few times, you start to know what a hoodwink looks like.

I thought the doctrine of "pull the wool over your own eyes" was a joke until I started the practice and later caught a Conspiracy dupe trying to pull wool over me. Not today, Conspiracy dupe! Not today!
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Commercial for - the Mastodobbs of the Church of the SubGenius. The first video for any instance of Mastodon? Definitely the best! JOIN... the Church of the SubGenius ( and find out more! :jrbd:

Hoping to make this a Slacktember to Remember

We have a second fridge out in the shop that we're slowly covering with cheap Chinese stickers from Wish. This one turned up in what must be the sixth or seventh 500 pack. It says nothing but 'no', and it's pink.

I know a sign when I see one. Don't let this be your clock. Time control - $35.00

Destroy all Monsters is a terrific little book (or pamphlet) that some here in may have already read. If you have not, then you should order 2 because you will most likely lend it out and never see it again.
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seasonal ref'rence?
wait, can i even do that -
drop one syllable?

@Shitlord Jazz is great and all... but have you ever listened to jazz...ON DRUGS?!

J.R. Dobbs
Quit your job and slack it off
“Bob” you are

My personal philosophy calls for compassion and justice towards all people, even when they’re horribly mistaken.

But sometimes I just really want to shake these blue-haired young wankers and yell “the planet is burning and you’re worrying about YOUR PRONOUNS!?!?!?!”

The hard streets of aren't safe for casual religious followers.

New Charmin commercial: Pee Dog Meets Poop Bear

How to write a haiku:

I write down these words

When excremediating

For a good haiku

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Hail Humans & Subgeniuses. I am the Reverend John Shirley, Grand High Inquisitor, for many years, in the Church of the Subgenius. When the saucers come, I will be subjecting each of you to an admittance inquisition to see if you are true Yeti-blood and, once that is done, to see if you are more than 100 per cent devout enough. I use an admittedly cruel interrogation device--which induces orgasms through means of a ray emanated directly into your brain. It will stop unless you speak truth.

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