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A present for the next guest at this hotel. Praise “Bob!"
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The planet Theia crashed into Earth 4+ million years ago. Part of Theia still orbits Earth as the moon, other parts are buried in the Earth's mantle.

Oh, but Immanuel Velikovski was a total kook, though. Worlds don't really collide.

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—for ever.” ~George Orwell

Always a day plenty of SLACK when I receive the Mirror!
@onan Wow Love the New Format

Praise Dobbs :jrbd:✌🏼

NEW! :jrbd: Hour of Slack #1825 - How to Turn Humans into Drugs :jrbd:

This one's not EXACTLY a rerun. It's partly made from episode #139, in which Dr. G. Gordon Gordon gets Stang hooked on Human Soul. There's also some old ranting by Stang from stuff he wrote for the Stark Fist of Removal magazine, and an an exclusive interv…

Will X Day reach New Zealand I wonder? At the arse end of the world there is nothing but sheep, hobits and unnecessary border regulation

If you are into clown stories, Haha comics is a pretty good read. Number 1 was published in Jan, 2021 by Image. I give it 5 out of 5 pipes.
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I'm going to refine this a bit as time goes on, and I'm sure there's some subtle (or not so subtle) bugs in there.


BEHOLD THE TICKING CLOCK OF YOUR DOOM. (If you didn't pay your $35.)


NEW! :jrbd: Hour of Slack #1824 - Interview with Jesus :jrbd:

Jesus is the star of this episode, from a rare radio appearance from back when He was business manager of The SubGenius Foundation. There's also the unusual usual from the Show Mines: Puzzling Evidence, The Swingin' Love Corpses, ESO Swamp Radio and ESO th…

Books that are about other people's beliefs and not about your beliefs.

"Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions" (Extraordinary Popular Delusions) by Charles Mackay (1841).

"Psychologie des Foules" (The Crowd) by Gustave Le Bon (1895).

"The True Believer" by Eric Hoffer (1951).

"The Image: A Guide to Pseudo-events in America" by Daniel Boorstien (1962).

"Fads, Follies, & Delusions of the American People" by Paul Sann (1967).

"The Book of the SubGenius" by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs (1983).

Some people ask if they have to make a choice between their existing cult and the Church of the SubGenius. Answer no!

The Church of the SubGenius believes every part of every religion, the more contradictory the better.

You can keep your faith and add to it the bits of other faiths you like best! You can have as many or as few deities, sins, rules, rituals and intolerances as you see fit, and through “revelations” you can change them at will.

Cost: $35


Start with "I will hate everything about myself slightly less for the next eleven seconds" and see where that takes you.



Well, no, probably not. But whatever you do, JOIN the CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS.


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