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How does "Bob" clean the frop residue in his pipe, I hear you ask.
Well, he doesn't. But *if* he would, he'd use one of them alien pipe cleaners/fleshlights here: nitter.haxors.club/rich_lord/s

The more you have to enforce your god's edicts through force and politics, the more I assume you're just an asshole making shit up.

instead of buying rainbow merch to celebrate pride, consider having gay sex

“I wept for a man who had everything. Then I met a man who had everything else.”

@onan

Remember proper training for emergencies! Have at least one copy of the "Book of the SubGenius" available at all times!

The Great Dr. Hal signed this comic for my BFF, Nezyx - artfully I might add. Thanks to Prof. Pressure and @senator for making this moment possible! :jrbd:

Seriously, had the Church of the SubGenius been more popular, less people would have been lured into dumb conspiracy theory/conspirutuality woo. It would have been an inocculation, Bobbies aside.

Get a booster shot of "Bob" by donating to www.subgenius.com

Normal: "What are you doing for Fourth of July?"

SubGenius: "Saying goodbye."

"The Must Have Slack"
www.neuralblender.com

(I think I know this guy)

OF COURSE THE CONSPIRACY KNOWS IT'S IN THE MINORITY, OF COURSE ITS WILLING DUPES KNOW THEY ARE FEW, THEIR WILL TO DOMINATE AND THEIR HUNGER TO BE PERSECUTED HOLY MARTYRS WOULD NOT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

IF THE CONSPIRACY HAS SUCH HEAVING, SWEATY, THROBBING, INSATIABLE URGES TO BE PUBLICLY HUMILIATED WE SHOULD OBLIGE THEM AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.

Going to try to get a new Dispatch out in the next week. Been having a wild time, requiring extra Slacking.

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