There needs to be regional weather reports but for people, like this.
"Were expecting rush and grouchy this morning, giving way to weary and distracted by mid afternoon. Chances of frantic and additional rushed mood this evening following the evening commute..."
OK thanks to @onan I will deeply ponder the idea of a SubGenius/MetaOccult Devival at a relevant con. There are ways to do it distributive/iterative.
Now to get through goddamn Omicron.
"Behind the Throne"
Wise rulers bow to "Bob." Foolish ones think he doesn't exist, but he is always behind them.
All hail @RevXenoFact for this surprise gift! There was no name on the box just addressed here so it was extra mysterious then said, "I bet a Subgenius sent me this" and sure enough! I will cherish these souls and consult them as needed - thank you!
(My cult is the best cult )
"The Planetary Quest"
Dobbs will carry us to all worlds, whatever that entails.
Interdenominational Man of Mystery. Applied Mystic. Church of the Unanswered Question. He/Him.
SubGenius Reverend. Knight of the Holy order of the Sasquatch.
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.