Man, this is a day of surprises. Social Assistance had an Emergency Food and Fuel cash dump ( one time only ), and I didn't even know that it existed...but a friend let me know, so I checked my bank account, and there was an unexpected two hundred plus in there ahead of the regular amount tomorrow and the GST Tax Credit on the July will be better than I expected. I'm definitely getting a couple new pairs of pants...and maybe a book, if I can find something useful. Praise "Bob".

Are you a REAL dues-paying SubGenius? A true enlightened Sub - and this is true of ANY dues-paying SubGenius - REVELS in the Fake Healing in the sight of JHVH-1. He LAUGHS at the pathetic human world around us.

The luckiest will be SERVANTS or SEX TOYS to Homo Superior! And you know that if you've PAID your DUES, the Escape Vessels will be there for you! Vital to true SLACK is the knowledge that the Revealed Word of "Bob" ABSOLUTELY, without question, has always been perceived as UNKNOWABLE. Yet it is as important to the enlightened Sub as his SICK sense of humor!

What about the Norms? I'll tell you about the lickspittle pathetic humans who - yes, the Norms who SURROUND us every day - hear the Divine Jest and respond only with a blank STARE! The pathetic humans are the PROLETERRORISTS, the TIME-servers, the Normals! The False SubGenii USE them! REPENT! Repent that you are TAINTED with the touch of the Norms who (mere genetic mistakes, accidents who belong in the DUSTBIN of history) will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They will mostly DIE!

We can't hide, but we can RUN! Vital to true SLACK is the knowledge that the rescue of the SubGenii by WOTAN - even in the LIMITED understanding given to the brainless "Bobbies" - sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS always COMES to those who have found true SLACK!

The Anti"Bob" sucks Blandoid souls like CANDY and lurks within Normality and apple pie, it is NEAR, but can be PUSHED BACK by your X-Day Practices! It is corrupt, it corrupts all it TOUCHES! Cthulhu is NOT A JOKE! He manipulates world leaders as mere lickspittle TOOLS, and holds our world in its soul-destroying grip but is the opposite of everything we learn from the Bleeding Head! Burn the Drones!

Yes, KILL ME! Or else delusions are GOOD! Your own delusions is pure Bulldada! Its blessedly INSANE MOCKERY EVOLVING ever faster and faster is merely ILLUSION! Quit your job for "Bob"! "Bob" teaches us that the UTTER destruction of bosses is divinely IMperfect! Yet still it (SAY IT!) is a source of unceasing divine SLACK!

Did "Bob" die for the Superior Abnormal? Hell NO! The Abnormal One in a Million - and this is true of ANY Superior Abnormal - LAUGHS! The False Prophets can't touch him, so he is SEEN at X-Day Practices and HEARD at Devivals! And X-Day is COMING! We have no NEED of so-called "Organized" religion. The Abnormal One in a Million passes out "Bob's" holy PAMPHLETS . . . he has no NEED to be "cool," but will survive the worst that the PITILESS cynical fakers can do!

Slaves of the Anti-"Bob", the Normal and his smug kin are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They laugh at the Word of "Bob," or stare like CATTLE, and like cattle they live only to WORK and DIE and STEAL YOUR SLACK!

Listen to the Nental Ife and you'll see that the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets is divinely IMperfect! Yet still it protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which will be taken up in the Saucers! Praise "Bob!" There is NO coincidence! EVERYTHING is a hint from "Bob" if you LISTEN!

Praise "Bob"!
Thinking about perfection will only SCREW YOU UP! Yip! Yip! YEEEEEEEE! The proto-Overman cleaves to the word of "Bob" and has no NEED to make "sense" and is NEVER wrong, because he CASTS OUT the Normals, the pathetic Normal wimps. The Overman-to-be is FREE from the USELESS bonds of law and order.

Good morning. I have my one needs to die. ...The Stoned Ape Hypothesis. It's time for we Yeti to start, again, the conversation with Mother Earth through her communication system, 'shrooms, and strike up a bargain. We can strike a deal just as "Bob" Dobbs would, and team up with her, instead of using her like a whore on the street.

...let's be very clear about my personal beliefs. Fuck God. Fuck ALL Gods. Blasphemy is my middle name. I will not stand down from this. Blasphemy should not be illegal; it should not be punishable by stoning, murder, and then burning the body. I will not back down. Religion is a joke, and if you know me, you know that I will not back down from this. I refuse to allow someone else's fiction to affect my reality.

During a conversation online with a good friend, I said, " fuck you, god ", and played HASA DIGA EEBOWAI from the play " The Book of Mormon ". My friend's christian wife reacted negatively, calling it " disgusting and blasphemous ". My friends, I take this as high praise, and feel accomplished and proud of myself.

Man, another one of those 75% asleep days, with little or no energy. I'm eating well ( again , thanks to my food angel, who dropped off a trio of sandwich trays, with egg salad, turkey, and some kind of jam on white bread cut into triangles. Very tasty, and certainly saved me dollars. ), but having no energy to go out walkies , I tend to just fall into bed again and again. Coffee just puts me to sleep, which doesn't help. It's a Saturday that is just fading away like breath on a mirror...

This time, I woke up here...and looked at the clock. What other time could it have been, but 6:06 am? Praise "Bob".

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