Say hello to my crazy, grumpy, tusk-toothed attack bitch, Pearl the Black-Hearted. She happily curls up, Bond Villain Cat style, on my lap, and viciously attacks any other cat who dares enter our lair. She is a berserker, and I think I'm starting to love her. Out of this foul Oyster of 140 St. James St., Saint John, NB, a Pearl has come into my life.
We have seven billion humans on this dirtball planet; I think that's enough humans for now. I wonder if it's possible to make having babies illegal for a couple of generations; shut down the need to breed in humans until we're down to a reasonable amount of humans again? War is too messy and expensive...but this herd needs culling.
Well, since it's become official , I might as well declare it. I'm getting expelled from 140 Saint James St., Apt.#3, Saint John, NB, Canada in four months, and am seriously looking around for a new, rather more permanent place to nest. If anyone can be of assistance, it would be appreciated. No cats or children, please. Weirdos are welcome.
Among other things, the musical MY FAIR LADY has , over time, become more than an entertainment about a misanthropic bastard ( and I mean that in the nicest possible way. I enjoy Henry Higgins immensely. ), but now, it is a docudrama. I have become wiser; Henry has shown me that letting a woman into my life is murder. " She'll redecorate your home from the cellar to the dome, then get on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you.".
Had a bit of pain this morning, but it passed quickly; another of my permanent ( hah! ) teeth fell out. I have 8 left. Gave it to my Leatherface bobble-head to play with. I used to collect them in a big skull with a removable top, but that got lost in the move from Pictou. I should have made a necklace from all those teeth. Ah, well...never liked apples anyway...
This may not mean much to anyone outside the Cleveland/Detroit area, but Ron "The Ghoul" Sweed has died at age 70.
If the man was not a Sub-G, he should have been.
R.I.P my Shordurpersav!
A lost child of the NightBreed, with Addams DNA and SubGenius Yeti blood. BBI#285. Related to Dr. Totenkopf and the Crypt Keeper.
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.