FOR *SCIENCE*, FOR **MADNESS**, AND FOR ***SLACK*** !!!!
I am absolutely convinced that we should be able to go online and have sex partners delivered as easily as we have pizza delivered. After all, in that situation, we're not looking for a relationship, short term or long. We're just looking for sex. Madame Hand and her five sisters can only go so far. Sexual release is as essential to mental health as companionship, friendship, and a sense that we matter, and should be as valued by society. " Thirty minutes or it's free.".
Hey, could you just let another SubGenius be miserable for once? Stop hogging it all! Spread some of that negative sunshine around, why don't you. Radiate defeat and despair wherever you go, whatever you do. See somebody getting by? Bring 'em down to your level! Bond with people by complaining together, or complain-compete against each other - anything, as long as you're always complaining. Politics, history, it all stinks, keep saying so over and over.
Or... is there another way...
I’m going to guess your cult says that when done the right way, your cult has only good effects. It’s true! If you get to define what the right way is, YOU will only get good effects when OTHER PEOPLE in your cult do it.
In MY cult - the Church of the SubGenius - we guarantee a good time AND a bad time if you follow the smoke trails of “Bob” AND also if you don’t. You don’t have to “get along” or keep quiet. After you join, you... are on your own.
Get Slack YOUR way.
Blessedly INSANE is the Doktor! BLESSED is he who NEVER FORGETS his divinely IMperfect duty. He SPITS in the FACE of Nhee Ghee and the lickspittle Yacatisma. Yes, he is SEEN at Fake Healings and HEARD at Fake Healings! "Bob" teaches us that the UTTER destruction of apple pie even now, even in THIS VERY RANT, has NO PLANNING yet occurs as it MUST and is our only hope against the coming of the unspeakable Nhee Ghee. Repent! Quit your job! SLACK OFF!
A MONSTER KID, FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REASON, TOO WEIRD TO LIVE, TOO RARE TO DIE, AND ONE STRANGE MAN.
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