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The SubGenius is not "just below a Genius;" he does not pretend to Super-Knowledge, but to SubKnowledge: knowledge of the Under Things -- the Hollow Earth from whose darkness issue the Nazi Hell Creatures and other Dwellers of the Abyss. It is in contemplation of the Under Things, the "underwear" lurking just under the "clothing" of Existence, that the SubGenii display what genius they have.

- from Pamphlet No. 2

:jrbd: subgenius.com

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This morning we were all handed newly programmed routes. My regular crawl down the central corridor was majorly altered. I haven't even seen thes places before. The Gumgnaw Institute? Animated billboards dished new advertisements that left me feeling strangely targeted.

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@ReverendGuimo Gosh it sure would be neat if there was a television station run by SubGenii who only showed hard-to-find stuff that I liked with awesome hosts and WHHAAAAAAAAA?

vimeo.com/osi74

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New sins:
*Pussycat Puddling
*Grit Granulation
*Post-State Orgasms
*NOT giving Jesus a sleeve job on the first date

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Last night's sprawling 4-hr. music and phone prank mix, 'The 'Best' of Ambient Phone Trolls' is available on . Note--this program is very funny but contains strong language and may be NSFW. Listener Discretion Advised:

mixcloud.com/pnarco/ncn-the-be

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MINORITIES

Minorities since time began
Have shown the better side of man;
Often in the lists of time,
One man has made a cause sublime.

- Paul Laurence Dunbar (1872 – 1906) in "Voice of the People" Volume II Number 35 (September 4 1913)

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If you haven't already seen it enjoy this footage of police in Bulgaria trying to use pepper spray and the wind blowing it back in their faces

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has left him covered in eggplant and reeking of rotting meat... in the Twilight Zone.

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"The Individual stands on the brink of annihilation. The State is the new divinity. The masses everywhere yearn to be kept. [...] Mob-masters put the shackles on the people everywhere. And the people howl for bigger and better shackles." - Benjamin De Casseres, "The Individual Against Moloch" (1936)

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"America is kaput. Even our crime rate is falling, for heaven's sake - we lack the (im)moral fiber even for crime. All vestiges of Blakean / Satanic energy are dissipated - we've become a nation of screen-watchers - bored, disgruntled, resentful but passive as cyber-potatoes." - Peter Wilson, "Heresies" (2016)

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"Each year I am cock sure I am right in my beliefs and theories; each year I see I was mistaken last year and all previous years, but I continue to be sure I am right today." - Freedom Hill Henry, "Bifurcated Jackass" (1927)

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@onan

It was nice to meet you at the SXSW after party. I very much enjoyed your announcement making as well.

I have this thing where people get mixed up in my head and I recall mentioning NCN to you as if you were a close part of it. I think you said something like, "Good so far".

Memories I shall cherish.

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Puzzlina Evidencia had always loved sunny Dobbstown with its soft, scrawny sinkholes. It was a place where she felt moody. She was a callous, proud, Hot Buttered Rum Martini drinker with handsome toes and ample nostrils. Her friends saw her as a soft, scrawny saint giant. Once, she had even rescued a frantic tiny tot from a burning building. That's the sort of woman he was.

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