On a local NPR station this morning there was a discussion of a recent survey that showed that even more Americans are leaving organized religion. As a card carrying member of this religion, I just want to reassure myself that the CoS is an unorganized religion.

Cower people! The wrath of the gods brings static electricity!

My Jesus Clock, made by me, faithfully keeping time since early 90’s. Had to venture into a large fundie Xtian bookstore to find the felt board presentation set for Easter. For years I’ve had the idea for a new clock with some other imagery from that set. Jesus bearing the cross and the clock being a Roman soldier with the second hand being a whip.

Thelemites in action…. Look at me I’m wonderful narcissists looking to get laid, exercising some self-assumed power over others, or just in it for the money. A sad lot. Uncle Aleister ended his days alone in a rest home, nursing his heroin addiction, and hoping to find his successor, all of whom ended up fighting over the title.

If you run into “Bob” on the road, give him your $35.

All religions begin with an insight. The Buddha said, “All life is suffering.” “Bob” said, “If you act like a dumbshit, they’ll treat you as an equal.” From where do you want to begin?

The Mormons promise you that you’ll be a God with your own corner of the universe. But who wants that sort of responsibility? “Bob” promises us a trip on the Pleasure Saucers of the Sex Goddesses to an eternity of Slack. That’s more like it…

Has there ever been a cult leader with a genuine sense of humor?

Reading the stream of slackness today, a word popped into my head. No clue if anyone else has ever used it.

Bobhisatva

They whom put off dissolving into fropful slackstate until everybody has been dissolved, or whatever.

DOBBS.TOWN

Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.