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J. R. “Bob” Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius

Documentary, Sandy K. Boone (2019)

Fifty reviews / interviews and counting.

Six different ways to view.

:jrbd: dobbstown.org/

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@drshoggoth I have no idea what we did to deserve such a really thoughtful, well made, just really fucking good documentary but I’m glad of it.

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The SubGenius documentary is live to buy and watch NOW RIGHT NOW RUN DONT WALK on Amazon, Apple TV and VUDU

Who would win in a fight? Goku or Aja by Steely Dan?

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Today unhealthy, tomorrow not available, AND YET I maintain that F. I. B. - faith in "Bob" !

Rioters, plague, fires, these are surely the end times. Will you have what it takes to cheat on the "finals" ???

READ the Pamphlet... STUDY it... MEMORIZE it... you'll wonder aloud how such priceless wisdom can be sold openly, legally, and all for less than two dollars. Tell your friends and family about your slack until their ears bleed!

:jrbd: subgenius.com/scatalog/books.h

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@onan Brother Onan, your life is important to us. Let us know if you'll be needing one of these.

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I can't believe liberals want us to start saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Happy 9/11"

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If you feel like jumping off a bridge, give bungee jumping a go and try it before you buy it.

That's what The Church of the Subgenius is like....a free trial of absolutely losing your shit when you learn everything you have been taught and think you know is wrong... Plus there's the whole triple your money back if you're not satisfied. That's a real deal, if you ask me.

subgenius.com

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Book of the SubGenius - first edition book cover, 2020 remix.

:jrbd: subgenius.com

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If the is simply a rebel against authority, then "Bob" is the ultimate anarchist. Rebels against all human authority to make the Almighty DOLLAR! He rejects your authority in favor of his own! If you do what he says, you will be saved!

But if you don't, that's fine. We'll burn you at on July 5 of next year(1998). You see? We don't tell you what to do, but you'll die anyway, pink boy!

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when you're in the forest
remember BEAR

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eaten
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running

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YouTube personalities going to bed every night telling their partners "this relationship sponsored by NordVPN"

Can’t believe I forgot to post this one, and the original piece by @philo its based on

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