When I die, I want my eulogy to be shouted by a drunken Werner Herzog.

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@johnhattan @rnadna YES! Throw money at your computer, close your eyes, make a sincere appeal to "Bob" for your fortunes to increase...

Then open your eyes and see how much money "Bob" left for you lying on the floor! Probably most of it!

IT'S A MIRACLE!

:jrbd: subgenius.com

Oh I am so danged Anarchist that I have gone around the horn to it's opposite. That's right, I'm now Narchist, bitches!

Oh nice. Somebody's already made up a "paid protester" check.

twitter.com/IndivisibleNet/sta

Wish it was higher resolution. . .

I live in Southlake TX, which is an affluent+white community in the D/FW area. And we're having ourselves a BLM protest in the town square on Saturday afternoon.

So, needless to say, a cabal of local Karens is freaking out about how AN-TEE-FA is getting ready to destroy our Apple Store and nail salons.

And no I ain't gonna start any fights or take the spotlight. It's not about me.

I got an anonymous mask and black hoodie, but it's gonna be 97 degrees, so I'm just gonna wear my Bob-danna and my "Legion of Righteous Comrades" shirt.

Although at the last protest, I got repeatedly accused of being a paid protester, so I might bring along a genuine check from George Soros this time. To quote WC Fields, "never smarten up a chump".

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I've got to admit defeat, Cube Droid will run at 30fps from here on. I tried to push for 60fps, but on various screens there's too many enemies to blit and the poor #MSX videoprocessor just can't handle it.

Still, the original game on Flash ran at 30fps too. Good enough!

Hey check out this a-hole. I think I'll blame all my problems on him. :pp01:

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I have learned many new skills during home confinement. None are legal.

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@johnhattan what a find! I got mine. They also support a charity for comic creators called Hero Initiative so even better.

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Attention comic book geeks, all of Jodorowsky's "Incal", "Metabarons" and "Technopriests" comics for $15.

groupees.com/humanoids

("Technopriests" is a stretch goal, but it looks like it's gonna unlock)

Me: Hey google, put head and shoulders on the shopping list.

Google: Okay, I added both items to your shopping list.

We are safe from runaway AI.

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With this post, I officially forgive you for that Speed Racer movie.

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