just john @justjohn@dobbs.town
A couple nights ago, Colbert described that photo as of a guy who'd just lost his fingers to a deli slicer.
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1994: \o/ only 4 weeks & my first linux worked!!
1996: awesome experimental stuff, I'll compile it all! new libc oh new kernel week!!
2000: I think tech career was a mistake I don't understand this java xml stuff
2010: god no not another web framework
2019: JUST GO AWAY COMPUTER
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My kind of communism! “Citizens of the U.S.S.R. have the right to rest and leisure.” Constitution of the U. S. S. R. (1936) Chapter X Article 119.
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THEY SHIPPED MY ORDER!
wtf, it's all Captain Jack Harkness getting naked with Malcolm Reynolds. i don't remember ordering this
When explosive diarrhea is outlawed, then only outlaws will have explosive diarrhea.
When wood chucking is outlawed, only outlaws will chuck wood.
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Have you tried turning it off and throwing it in the river?
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My Uncle Bill died on Friday, age 81. For most of his life, the man worked at the post office, drank cheap beer, and read cheesy pulp SF novels.
My father never much liked him because he was insufficiently Republican and didn't accomplish much.
BUT fear not, pink dad. I will ensure that you will not have to suffer an eternity of him in Catholic Heaven, as I have purchased Uncle Bill a saucer of his very own! 
