just john @justjohn@dobbs.town
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Among other things that distress me is improper usage of apostrophes.
Remember: I T apostrophe S means "It is", with the exception of "It's been", which means "It has been".
If you want to mean something belongs to it, use "its".
Once you have mastered the way of It, the world is your antecedent.
Joined Dec 2018
And making it from a LIVE bat is also easy.
First, kill the bat.
https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2020/05/21/this-is-how-you-make-a-face-mask-from-a-dead-bat/
Finally, for the more overly energetic yeti: Self-repairing rubbers!
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/05/200518111714.htm
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Finally saw the movie _Joker_ on cable.
Okay, yeah, I see the comparisons to _Taxi Driver_ and _King of Comedy_, and I'd add _The Dark Backward_. Very desperate and sweaty.
But I don't see the connection to the mastermind Jokers of any of the rest of the Batman canon.
What would have worked is if the final interview included the announcement that as part of his rehabilitation, he would be given training in personnel management and logistics.
Deus ex-machina = God WAS a machine, but not any more.
Santa Mortgage = the angel of debt
So ...
Once upon a time, there was a scare that Marilyn Manson's music was causing people to commit violent acts.
I listened to the music and thought it was pretty indirect if that was its goal.
So I recorded this.
But now I remember that among its charms is that it's only twenty seconds long.
AND SO IT'S PERFECT FOR HAND WASHING!
Just once, I wanna see this sign:
THIS BUILDING UNDER 23 1/2 HOUR SURVEILLANCE.
I was gonna comment on Zappa's talents as a bandleader, but then I remembered how amazed I was that this guy toured Europe on probably a MUCH lower budget.
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every lizard can do lazer breath like godzilla can, they're just too nice to do it
Remember when we wondered why people put warnings on selfie posts with eye contact?
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/04/200423130442.htm
I just realized: Nobody seems to go "hullo" any more.
My first hamburger in MONTHS. Yes, I ate the HELL out of it!
"Dear America,
Lysol should not be taken internally.
Also, half-mad, malignant television personalities should not be elected president."
-- Charles P. Pierce
I wonder how many Tyler Durdens will be spawned during this lockdown.
Just had a thought ...
The reason the anti-lockdown demonstrations get coverage despite their tiny size and obvious astroturfness is there isn't much else for newsies to film, out in the world.
So maybe some picturesque performance art from the non-suicidal majority might be in order?
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"I miss the good old days when a story could just end with the kids getting eaten. Would've made the Narnia books a lot better." -- Zach Weinersmith
- Home Site
- http://www.just-john.com/
Online since '89.
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Among other things that distress me is improper usage of apostrophes.
Remember: I T apostrophe S means "It is", with the exception of "It's been", which means "It has been".
If you want to mean something belongs to it, use "its".
Once you have mastered the way of It, the world is your antecedent.
Joined Dec 2018
