TOOT BOOSTIN' BOOGIE

(If any of y'all need to write a line dance song, there's your title.)

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y'all are wonderful lil creatures 😊

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Trolley problem:

you wait almost an hour for the trolley before you see part of a torn notice that says the trolley service was cancelled for this week.

youtu.be/OqISx9MuJBU
YOU WILL RELAX.

YOU WILL RELAX.

YOU WILL RELAX.

(I sing that along with the guitar part, when it comes in.)

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@johnhattan
You know that OOGA CHUGGA OOGA CHUGGA thing?
Okay,, we could do that with the theme for the Twilight Zone.

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I bet a bunch of you already follow this tumblr. Just a series of clips from comics, sans context.
outofcontext-comics.tumblr.com

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i am rapidly coming around to the point of view that anyone who issues a Manifesto, unironically, is in need of professional help.

Have you noticed this polling option?

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@Shitlord
A favorite old bumper sticker:

"You're just jealous because the voices speak to ME!"

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2007: It's called a smart phone, it can do everything!

2019: Stare into the nightmare rectangle and watch society collapse in real time.

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