A bit of sacrilege ..
My Uncle Bill died on Friday, age 81. For most of his life, the man worked at the post office, drank cheap beer, and read cheesy pulp SF novels.
My father never much liked him because he was insufficiently Republican and didn't accomplish much.
BUT fear not, pink dad. I will ensure that you will not have to suffer an eternity of him in Catholic Heaven, as I have purchased Uncle Bill a saucer of his very own!
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.