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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who think there are two kinds of people in the world, and those who think we're all the same.

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@onan and never take a knife to a howitzer fight.

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Some are of the opinion that there is a good deal of nonsense, some of it mean spirited and dangerous, in circulation today. In the 1990s a number of atheist authors and speakers had the ear of popular culture. Their promotion of rational thinking appears to have had limited lasting effect, looking at the nonsense in circulation today.

The Church of the SubGenius offers a BETTER CLASS of nonsense, mean spirited and FUNNY. Laugh til your guts bleed!

:jrbd: SubGenius.com

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Fire! Setting the stage for sausage & peppers with corn on the cob as a side. Nothing beats wood for grilling. Gimme those delicious carcinogens!

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"Music is forbidden in Islam, but we’re hoping that we can persuade people not to do such things, instead of pressure them." - Taliban spokesman Zabiullah Mujahid.

archive.ph/X1zRL

Music is neither forbidden nor compulsory in the Church of the SubGenius.

Choose your all-consuming tyrannical religion accordingly!

:jrbd: 🎼

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I have not paid for truck stop coffee in years.

Everywhere else, I pay for coffee. At truck stops, I lay out some outlandish line of bullshit, and nearly every time, get my java gratis. When it doesn't work, I have a fuel rewards card that pays for it, so my coffee is free anyway.

Congratulating the cashier on passing a spot check and claiming to be from the Federal Bureau of Hot Beverage Standards and Measures works. I flip my wallet open and quickly shut again; there's nothing in there.

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I'm nearly there. . . I'm nearly in a position to quit my job and never work for anyone but myself ever again.

I'm going to travel for pleasure and potter around and record music and make art and be a philanthropist.

Here's a thing I made:

imgur.com/gallery/H7Y42iz

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Dobbs.town is proof "Bob" exists and wants us to be happy.

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Nemo's Dreamscape: oldies playing in another room, with rain and crickets mixed in.

youtube.com/watch?v=2JJi-NhExz

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Nietzsche is a skeleton that laughs at me.
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MWOWM: ya want the doughnuts with the holes, don'tcha? how small ya want the holes?

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I am very appreciative to betamax.video for hosting my SubGenius videos for over two years.

I would be pleased as punch if someone stepped forward to make a SubGenius-specific instance of PeerTube and I could move my videos there. Until then...

betamax.video/video-channels/r

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"At this writing [July 2021], I am happy to report that my cancer is in stasis, yet some uncomfortable side effects persist. Thank you, beloved readers for your prayers. There is still a need for funds, if I have been able to help you laugh."

- Rev. Michael Mirth, Member
Church of the SubGenius

gofund.me/d7092f65

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@onan Thus was first posed "Bob"'s Holodox. And if you can't dig a hole because first you must dig its first half, but before that the first half of that, and so on, then you should just slack off and do no digging at all. Or con someone else into digging it.

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A worker at the Kabul Small Animal Rescue is told she can leave, her co-workers can leave, but they need to leave immediately. That way the Taliban can kill the dogs in their care without interruption.

"Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar: Allah's Apostle ordered that the dogs should be killed." Bukhari Vol. 4, #540

bibliogram.art/p/CS7QsBGDKFD

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Father Joe Mama at 24 X-Day

youtu.be/ARuOYfwN6Bs

The great Church of the SubGenius preacher "Papa" Joe Mama delivered this powerful sermon to the gathered believers at 24 X-Day on the night of July 4, the day before the world was scheduled to end according to the prophecy of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. The location was Land of Id Resort in Land o' Lakes, Florida. Tropical storm Elsa was fast approaching, although most of the explosions heard in the background were fireworks.

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