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Rev. Ivan Stang and Dr. Philo Drummond (the two random nobodies hired by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs to run The Church of the SubGenius) in an exclusive live interview with director / producer / writer Sandy K. Boone!

TONIGHT

October 15th 2020 7pm CT

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@Stang @philo

:jrbd: s u b g e n i u s . c o m

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Rev. Ivan @Stang and Dr. @philo Drummond (the two random nobodies hired by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs to run The Church of the SubGenius) in an exclusive live interview with director / producer / writer Sandy K. Boone!

IT HAPPENED!

:jrbd: youtube.com/watch?v=x7wF9bHucW

I just snuck up on a fly and flicked him to death with one mighty middle finger flick!

I was all stiff and achy this morning due to log hauling and mowing. OMG How did these bony horns grow on to the ends of my toes?

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I will make myself as unattractive as I need to for a joke. I will do my chimp impression.

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Can’t believe I forgot to post this one, and the original piece by @philo its based on

Advice from my Grandfather:

Wish in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up quicker.

If you say Bob Loblaw 3 times fast you will sound like you're babbling. Try it!

If I should remain in a persistent vegetative state for an extended period of time here are my directives:
1. I would like to die at home surrounded by my crops.
2. Leave the TV on 24/7 in my room.
3. If I do not respond to pinpricks, pinches, or buckets of ice water stop laughing!
4. Do not keep me alive with any machine that has a "popcorn" setting.
5. At my funeral I would like someone to begin my eulogy with these words "I suppose, in a way, we all killed him. A little bit each day."

I’m thinking I won’t be leaving my body to science when I die. I fully expect to be recalled as a zombie at some point in the future and I’ll need all my parts.

My dog has the ability to affix his face with the knowing look of a wizened old genius philosopher who also knows how to lick his own dick.

Apparently Andy Griffith was a bastard who ruined everyone's life. I read that in a headline on the internet so it's true. I personally managed to claw my way back up from the devastation he caused in my life and I didn’t even know him.

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