The Senator @senator@dobbs.town

Here's what ``free speech'' looks like on the modern campus.
https://www.thefire.org/april-2021-speech-code-of-the-month-union-college/

I'm wary of girls who say they are vegan. Either they are just fronting or they are serious, and at my age I don't think I can date yet another girl who won't drink cum.

So my son applied so much primer to his Pinewood Derby car, the stuff was in 3-D. We're moving on to paint. Well, moving on to paint if that much primer ever dries.

Look, I'm going to say this once so listen up. It's 2021.

So when a girl advertises she doesn't smoke cigarettes, doesn’t drink, never smokes marijuana, and is a vegetarian, should I also wonder if she's the tooth fairy or Easter Bunny?

Amazing find by @bulldaddy
https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

I miss Heathen.

Better late than never:
https://www.cybercom.mil/Portals/56/Documents/Valentines2021Challenge.pdf

BALEETED!

Ahh, a classic that will never go out of style.
https://pastebin.com/nNdYBfgz

And now I know.

I wonder what it takes to be

<Churchmarm> Alcohol shall never pass these lips.
<Me> I never let alcohol get past me either.

Attention slackers! Be the indifference you want to see in the world. Or maybe not. Whatever. I guess it doesn't really matter.

My son just announced that 98% of what he learns is a waste, and yet he doesn't even know who The Fonz is.
Do they even teach anything in school anymore?

Here's another word a lot of people just dislike:
Nipple.