Technicolor Trailer Park IS PLAYING AT X-DAY THIS YEAR! Get your ass to The "G" Lodge in Hannibal NY for possibly the BEST (and hopefully LAST) X-Day ever! THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE YEAR WHEN WE FINALLY DESTROY THE WORLD! Or we have to go back to work. You decide!

Come to X-Day this year for an amazing set of bands, rants, oddities, and exceptionally weird shit!

The "G" Lodge, 81 Keller Rd. Hannibal, NY 13074

Buy your ticket on-line today!
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SPECIAL PERFORMANCE AT X-DAY BY Color School! Come to the "G" Lodge in beautiful Hannibal NY from June 10 to 13 for an amazing performance by Color School!

SPECIAL DISCOUNT FOR SUBGENIUS MINISTERS!

The "G" Lodge, 81 Keller Rd. Hannibal, NY 13074

NAKED "BOBTISM" PERFORMED BY "Dr. Hal" Harry Scifres Robins himself! Rants! Oddities! Weird shit! Get your ticket today!
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If you're only going to one X-Day this year, then go to the Real X-Day in Hannibal NY at The "G" Lodge June 10th through 13th!

DR HAL WILL BE THERE AND PERFORM AN ACTUAL NAKED "BOBTISM" !

Get your tickets today!
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The world ends tomorrow and you may die, SO DON'T BE LATE!

My son lands in Philly tomorrow and it occurs to me that he's never ridden in a train before.
So I'm parking the Jeep in Harrisburg.

If you can only go to one X-Day this year, MAKE IT THE REAL X-DAY!
Tickets to The Real X-Day at The "G" Lodge in Hannibal NY are on sale right now!
SPECIAL! THIS YEAR ONLY! JUNE 10TH - 13TH!

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Bands include Mothers of Jupiter!
Dr. Hal will perform the "Bobtism"!
A proper sermon orated by yours truly!
Depending on how many pre-regs I sell, there might even be a pig roast for Sunday dinner...

Hey @senator You need to spam that link for Real X-Day Tickets. I almost missed it. Good thing for me the spirit of "Bob" compels me to drunk scroll.

That's:
xday.TicketLeap.com/2022
for those who aren't terminally distracted like me. What were we talking about?

@senator Bought my ticket, saved the page with the proof of purchase & that whatchamacall box with the black dots & squiggles & when I stared close at it with my eyes crossed I saw "Bob" with his head floating at a 45 degree angle next to a flying saucer at its opposite 45 degree angle so I know it's all comimg true at last arrrggghh I mean praise "Bob"

If the world were to end tomorrow, would you be at a really cool party? Probably not!

THE REAL X-DAY IS HAPPENING THIS YEAR

Join us June 10th through 13th at The "G" Lodge in beautiful Hannibal NY!

Dr. Hal will perform a "Bobtism"!

Get your tickets right away!

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J. R. "Bob" Dobbs recommends that we never step outside the bunker without protection against hearing non-SubGenius sounds. There are literally thousands of hours of SubGenius programing available at...

:jrbd: 🧠 🚽 subgenius.com

The "G" Lodge in Hannibal NY is the next site of the Subgenius Mass Suicide ritual known as X-Day from June 10th through June 13th!

RUBIX PUBE IS PLAYING!

Camping only $15/night? At that rate, maybe you won't want the world to end!

Special rates for Subgenius only: $30 ! A pittance!

Unwashed pinks and dupes must pay $45 or GTFO!

SALVATION IS OFFERED AT THE DOOR! BECOME ORDAINED AND SAVE BIG MONEY IMMEDIATELY!

Inflation is not Biden's fault.
But it is his problem.
He really needs to learn how to speak, listen, and relate to Average Joe. Yes he beat Trump, so clearly character matters. But since his election we've all reverted back to issues over character.
Get your shit together Joe. You suck.

THE REAL X-DAY: If the world won’t end on its own, we’ll destroy it together!

THE G LODGE
81 Keller Rd., Hannibal, NY 13074 United States
FRIDAY JUNE 10 2022 to MONDAY JUNE 13 2022

Cost: $30 (Church of the SubGenius) or $45 (unsaved) plus optional $15 / night for camping.

Tickets: xday.ticketleap.com/2022/

Contact (fediverse): dobbs.town/@senator

@senator

Depending on how many reservations I sell, there just might be a pig roast dinner on Sunday the 12th.

We'll see.

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The Real X-Day reservation site is live!

Come throw all your worthless American currency before my feet!

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