Here's what ``free speech'' looks like on the modern campus.https://www.thefire.org/april-2021-speech-code-of-the-month-union-college/
I'm wary of girls who say they are vegan. Either they are just fronting or they are serious, and at my age I don't think I can date yet another girl who won't drink cum.
So my son applied so much primer to his Pinewood Derby car, the stuff was in 3-D. We're moving on to paint. Well, moving on to paint if that much primer ever dries.
Look, I'm going to say this once so listen up. It's 2021.
So when a girl advertises she doesn't smoke cigarettes, doesn’t drink, never smokes marijuana, and is a vegetarian, should I also wonder if she's the tooth fairy or Easter Bunny?
Amazing find by @bulldaddy https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
I miss Heathen.
Better late than never:https://www.cybercom.mil/Portals/56/Documents/Valentines2021Challenge.pdf
Ahh, a classic that will never go out of style.https://pastebin.com/nNdYBfgz
And now I know.
I wonder what it takes to be
<Churchmarm> Alcohol shall never pass these lips.<Me> I never let alcohol get past me either.
@onan Half a bee, philosophically, must, ipso facto, half not be.
Attention slackers! Be the indifference you want to see in the world. Or maybe not. Whatever. I guess it doesn't really matter.
For some reason, I keep thinking about this music videohttps://youtu.be/uvjRsrSWGn4
My son just announced that 98% of what he learns is a waste, and yet he doesn't even know who The Fonz is.Do they even teach anything in school anymore?
Here's another word a lot of people just dislike:Nipple.
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.