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Coach Pāṇini ®Ballad of the <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Cybertruck</a>Inspired by <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ai6yr</a>, with some tweaks to the <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/poetry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poetry</a>.<a href="http://inaniludibrio.com/2025/03/16/ballad-of-the-cybertruck/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">http://inaniludibrio.com/2025/03/16/ballad-of-the-cybertruck/</a>

Manish VijCriticizing Teslas is “terrorism” now“My <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Cybertruck</a>’s trim fell off”—straight to jail, lol

Sheldon<a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ai6yr</a> life is tough for Cybertruck fans as quoted by Road & Track Magazine:""It's kind of been sad, because I've been trying to prove to people that it's a really awesome truck that's not falling apart, and then mine starts to fall apart, so it's just... Yeah, it's kind of unfortunate and sad."<a href="https://sfba.social/tags/cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cybertruck</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a>

AI6YR BenLOLRoad and Track: Some Cybertruck Owners Say Their Trucks Are Shedding Body Panels; One Thinks He Knows WhyA Tesla owner who wraps the vehicles for a living has come up with a hypothesis as to why his truck lost a piece of its bodywork at speed.<a href="https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a63857202/tesla-cybertruck-losing-body-panels-reports/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a63857202/tesla-cybertruck-losing-body-panels-reports/</a>(non paywall) archive.is/nt91K<a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a> <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cybertruck</a>

AI6YR BenJalopnik:"This may still come as a surprise to a lot of you, but the Tesla Cybertruck sucks. Not only is it bad at being a truck, it's also a bad vehicle in general. I mean, you can't seriously tell me you'd rather buy a truck that can be bricked by a simple car wash instead of a Rivian R1T? Really? I don't remember any Rivian owners complaining about body panels flying off their trucks while driving, but that's absolutely a thing with Cybertrucks. In fact, body panels flying off has become enough of an issue that Tesla has paused Cybertruck deliveries for now, Electrek reports."👀 😂 <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a> <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cybertruck</a>

Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!Oh Lord, we should have known if we didn't. The Wankpanzer is basically an Apartheid era enforcement truck, except with sheet metal falling off.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Musk</a> and his fans aren't even proper fascists, they're parodies of the fascists they *want* to be. 🤦🏼‍♀️ The intention should be taken completely seriously, and we should also laugh in their faces.Onward, <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TeslaTakedown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TeslaTakedown</a>! <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cybertruck</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/clustertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clustertruck</a> <a href="https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2025/03/tesla-cybertruck-protests-vandalism-elon-musk.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2025/03/tesla-cybertruck-protests-vandalism-elon-musk.html</a>

RealJournalism<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Tesla</a> Reportedly Stops <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Cybertruck</a> Deliveries Because a Massive Part Keeps Flying Off <a href="https://futurism.com/tesla-stops-cybertruck-deliveries-trim" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://futurism.com/tesla-stops-cybertruck-deliveries-trim</a>

Lorry :unverified:Part 2 of those long-ago days of innocence when people just mocked the Incel Camino instead of trying to burn them all down (before nature did it anyway).<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ElonMusk</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Tesla</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/CyberTruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CyberTruck</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Music</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Shanty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Shanty</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Comedy</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Highway" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Highway</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Robbery" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Robbery</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Video" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Video</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Memes</a>

Lorry :unverified:Ah those long-ago days of innocence when people just mocked the Incel Camino instead of trying to burn them all down (before nature did it anyway).(It won't let me put 2 videos into one post so the second is in the reply)<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ElonMusk</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Tesla</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/CyberTruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CyberTruck</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Music</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Shanty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Shanty</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Comedy</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Highway" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Highway</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Robbery" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Robbery</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Video" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Video</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Memes</a>

Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Paused Because Losing Sharp Metal Body Panels On The Road Is Bad Or Something. Large boomerang-shaped pieces of stainless steel flying off Teslas at highway speeds means delivery of incel caminos in US postponed. PS: The Tesla Cybertruck sucks. Read More: <a href="https://www.jalopnik.com/1811333/tesla-cybertruck-deliveries-paused-reason/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.jalopnik.com/1811333/tesla-cybertruck-deliveries-paused-reason/</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Tesla</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Cybertruck</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Swasticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Swasticar</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/IncelCamino" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#IncelCamino</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TuckersBalls</a>

Dr. Fortyseven 🥃 █▓▒░<a href="https://www.instagram.com/cybertruckhunters" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/cybertruckhunters</a><a href="https://defcon.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a> <a href="https://defcon.social/tags/cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cybertruck</a>

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈This is why the share price is important, he's leveraged his whole borrowed lifestyle on it. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TeslaTakedown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TeslaTakedown</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ElonMusk</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Musk</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Tesla</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Cybertruck</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Swasticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Swasticar</a>

Emory"According to electric vehicle news outlet Electrek, <a href="https://soc.kvet.ch/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Tesla</a> delivery agents are reportedly telling customers that their <a href="https://soc.kvet.ch/tags/Cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Cybertruck</a> deliveries are on hold due to a production issue where trims are "flying off" the truck." that's a shame. <a href="https://mashable.com/article/cybertruck-containment-hold-stop-delivieries-trim-issue" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://mashable.com/article/cybertruck-containment-hold-stop-delivieries-trim-issue</a>

Frankie ✅Testimony Reveals Doors Would Not Open on Cybertruck That Caught Fire in Piedmont, Killing Three <a href="https://sfist.com/2025/03/11/testimony-reveals-doors-would-not-open-on-cybertruck-that-caught-fire-in-piedmont-killing-three/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://sfist.com/2025/03/11/testimony-reveals-doors-would-not-open-on-cybertruck-that-caught-fire-in-piedmont-killing-three/</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/news" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#news</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/elonmusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#elonmusk</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cybertruck</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cucktruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cucktruck</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/incelcamino" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#incelcamino</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wankwanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wankwanzer</a>

Tyler K. NothingYou don’t say! <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ElonMusk</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/fascism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fascism</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/apartheid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#apartheid</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/racism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#racism</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/DOGE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DOGE</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/Xitter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Xitter</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Tesla</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/capitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#capitalism</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/NaziSalute" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NaziSalute</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cybertruck</a> <a href="https://hear-me.social/tags/chainsaw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#chainsaw</a> <a href="https://boingboing.net/2025/03/13/most-americans-have-low-opinion-of-elon-musk.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://boingboing.net/2025/03/13/most-americans-have-low-opinion-of-elon-musk.html</a>

FrankTesla Cybertruck deliveries reportedly on hold because the trim is flying offHead’s up.<a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/629352/tesla-cybertruck-deliveries-on-hold-loose-trim" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theverge.com/news/629352/tesla-cybertruck-deliveries-on-hold-loose-trim</a>The front fell off.<a href="https://weird.autos/tags/WeirdCarMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WeirdCarMastodon</a> <a href="https://weird.autos/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Tesla</a> <a href="https://weird.autos/tags/Cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Cybertruck</a> <a href="https://weird.autos/tags/Shit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Shit</a>

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈If the Tesla shares go below $120 he is fucked. That's the goal folks, we can do this! <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/dereksaul/2025/03/12/jpmorgans-scathing-tesla-prediction-musks-car-company-will-report-worst-quarterly-deliveries-in-3-years/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.forbes.com/sites/dereksaul/2025/03/12/jpmorgans-scathing-tesla-prediction-musks-car-company-will-report-worst-quarterly-deliveries-in-3-years/</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TeslaTakedown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TeslaTakedown</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Tesla</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ElonMusk</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Musk</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CyberTruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CyberTruck</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Swasticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Swasticar</a>

ꓤ uɐᗡ :verified_hellion:ssshhh...be vewwy vewwy quiet...I'm hunting cybewtwucksHUHUHUHUHUHU<a href="https://hellions.cloud/tags/TeslaTakedown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TeslaTakedown</a> <a href="https://hellions.cloud/tags/musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#musk</a> <a href="https://hellions.cloud/tags/cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cybertruck</a> <a href="https://hellions.cloud/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a>

David Rider ✅“Tesla <a href="https://c.im/tags/Cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Cybertruck</a> deliveries reportedly on hold because the trim is flying off”Imagine anyone still wanting one at this point 🤔<a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/629352/tesla-cybertruck-deliveries-on-hold-loose-trim" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theverge.com/news/629352/tesla-cybertruck-deliveries-on-hold-loose-trim</a>

Thirty Ravens In A Man SuitGive it a week.<a href="https://kind.social/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#politics</a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/us" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#us</a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#trump</a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/elonmusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#elonmusk</a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/elon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#elon</a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cybertruck</a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/fuckinlol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fuckinlol</a>

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